The Advice Game

[StormShaun]

Bacon

Where do I hide my porn without anyone finding it!

EDIT: Sorry about the 2X post.

 

[BigDeadMushy]

in plain sight,like hiding the remote control on top of the television.

my spoon is too big!

 

[M0rp43vs]

Spoon is never too big

Help, my caplocks key is broken. Now I can't speak in all cap

 

[StormShaun]

Keep shouting

Try this one, my computer sucks, help me get better parts.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Do everything from 2:48 onwards

(semi serious) My hands has been twitching and while my guitar skills are unaffected, my handwriting has been shot to hell

 

[SckizoBoy]

Cut back on the caffeine... and write slower.

My wings feel stiff.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Get someone else to help you clean and massage them I suppose.

I want to increase my guitar playing speed

 

[Lynoxus]

Get mechanical limbs.

I have no '' ke, on m keboard.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Just swear more no one will notice.

I can't feel my legs.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Jump from someplace high until you can.

My couch should be more comfortable. What should I do...?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Add puppies.

I have an itch that won't go away. Help!

 

[SillyNilly]

Use a power drill. That'll teach the itch to stay away!

I'm a millipede and I need to put on my shoes, but I have somewhere I need to be in 5 minutes. What should I do?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Hire ants to put them all on you, all at once.

I'm an internet poster who wants to learn the art of winning. What should I do?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Necro your own threads for great justice.

I'm addicted to this site, what do?

 

[M0rp43vs]

Post more! It's not an addiction. And I'm not just enabling you

My first driving lesson was disastrous, how do I dispose of evidence?

 

[The Thinker]

Fire.

How do I confirm the reality of reality?

 

[Connor Lonske]

Kill yourself, if you stop experiencing reality when you die, you were in reality, if not, then hope this isn't Inception.

Doctor, I think I am homosexual, what do I do?!

 

[The Thinker]

The funky chicken.

I need my fix of party hats, man!

 

[Emurlahn]

Call me!

I need more timez!!!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Buy a watch that is always slow.

I need to remember my other threads!