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Smkoogle

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Whats your amazing idea that never made it to the patent office?

Mine is electronic recipts. Recipts waste a lot of paper, and they are just ANNOYING.
 

delet

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But if I tell you, you'll steal it from me! No way in hell I'll tell you...

Ehh... I came up with the PSP before the PSP was even hinted at being made. That was, of course, made useless by the PSP being made...
 

Dango

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The "Spun", it's pretty much the same thing as a normal gun, only instead of a bayonet it has a giant spork on the bottom.
 

Kermi

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About 3 years ago, a friend and I came up with an idea about a reality TV show about putting together a team of top gamers to compete in tournaments. To make the show interesting to watch, we'd combine real life events based on the various genres of video games the contestants wouldb e playing.
He said at the time "if we don't get this off the ground, someone else will do it within 2 years".

We never did manage to pitch the idea do a network.

Then two years later...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WCG_Ultimate_Gamer

Sigh.
 

Boxinatorizore

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Dango said:
The "Spun", it's pretty much the same thing as a normal gun, only instead of a bayonet it has a giant spork on the bottom.
... YOU SIR ARE A GENIUS!

... anyway, I had an idea for a battery that lasted forever..., not sure if it would work, and i'm too damn tired to explain it lol.

My other idea is to make a mod of alien swarm and just replace all the enemies with different Zerg units and make the characters marines.
 

Superior Mind

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A racing Zebra. Fucking "Racing Stripes".

Also an idea for an alarm clock with a ridiculously complicated snooze button that requires a bunch of keys, switches and buttons to activate. The clock would have an off button too but there's a certain finality to hitting the off button that forces you to get up. With the complicated snooze button it would actually wake your brain up a bit instead of blindly hiting the snooze like I do umpteen million times every morning while still technically asleep.
 

Boxinatorizore

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Superior Mind said:
A racing Zebra. Fucking "Racing Stripes".

Also an idea for an alarm clock with a ridiculously complicated snooze button that requires a bunch of keys, switches and buttons to activate. The clock would have an off button too but there's a certain finality to hitting the off button that forces you to get up. With the complicated snooze button it would actually wake your brain up a bit instead of blindly hiting the snooze like I do umpteen million times every morning while still technically asleep.
That sounds deadly.
 

Smagmuck_

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Aylaine said:
Smagmuck_ said:
Aylaine said:
Psionic Vibrator. Just stimulates you wherever, whenever. ;D
Ummmmm... Okay then.

The automatic banana thrower... Don't ask. XD
I think it would be useful, though it depends on the woman. xD
I should be ashaimed that I know severl girls who would wear that thing out within a week or two... XD
 

Smagmuck_

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Aylaine said:
Smagmuck_ said:
Aylaine said:
Smagmuck_ said:
Aylaine said:
Psionic Vibrator. Just stimulates you wherever, whenever. ;D
Ummmmm... Okay then.

The automatic banana thrower... Don't ask. XD
I think it would be useful, though it depends on the woman. xD
I should be ashaimed that I know severl girls who would wear that thing out within a week or two... XD
I probably would too, I was thinking though if it could be like a pill you eat, that allows you to mentally activate psionic energy down there at will... that'd be portable and turn on & go type of deal. :p
Oh, I see an endless stream of pranks coming from this. XD
 

Shockolate

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A cylindrical spring loaded utensil that has a spoon, fork, and butter knife all in one, with a detachable cutting knife.

Me and a friend actually had a project in the 8th grade to come up with inventions and that was our first (and best) idea. It didn't work out, one way or another.
 

Romblen

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Toilets as car seats, that way you don't need to stop at rest stops when driving long distances. That would awkward if you were traveling with other people though.
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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A gauge on milk cartons that can tell you when it has spoiled. I really hate spoiled milk but I'm no good with...building scientific stuff. So I just forgot about it.
 

Agent_Nahmen_Jayden

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Pielikey said:
Bacon Floss. Don't ask.
Freaking genius, that gets you approval from Agent Nahmen Jayden of the FBI (me). I would floss after every meal if that were made.

OT: A mechanical fork that spins itself, so it is easier to eat pasta. Sure it sounds lazy, but it's more of a matter of feeling that I am less refined when my arm is making weird flailing motions over my plate of pasta because I have to keep trying to spin it on to the fork by myself. Ok, I'm lazy too, but it's worth it.