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The Afrodactyl

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Agent_Nahmen_Jayden said:
Pielikey said:
Bacon Floss. Don't ask.
Freaking genius, that gets you approval from Agent Nahmen Jayden of the FBI (me). I would floss after every meal if that were made.

OT: A mechanical fork that spins itself, so it is easier to eat pasta. Sure it sounds lazy, but it's more of a matter of feeling that I am less refined when my arm is making weird flailing motions over my plate of pasta because I have to keep trying to spin it on to the fork by myself. Ok, I'm lazy too, but it's worth it.
That fork thing has already been done. By the same people that make Pot Noodles.

My invention is the toilet that comes to me when I push a button on my keys. I can't do motors though.
 

Ranooth

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I tried making a monkey powered car once, trapping monkeys is actually quite hard and customs don't like it one bit.
 

Agent_Nahmen_Jayden

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Lemon Detective said:
Agent_Nahmen_Jayden said:
Pielikey said:
Bacon Floss. Don't ask.
Freaking genius, that gets you approval from Agent Nahmen Jayden of the FBI (me). I would floss after every meal if that were made.

OT: A mechanical fork that spins itself, so it is easier to eat pasta. Sure it sounds lazy, but it's more of a matter of feeling that I am less refined when my arm is making weird flailing motions over my plate of pasta because I have to keep trying to spin it on to the fork by myself. Ok, I'm lazy too, but it's worth it.
That fork thing has already been done. By the same people that make Pot Noodles.

My invention is the toilet that comes to me when I push a button on my keys. I can't do motors though.
Yeah, but... I never made it. :)

Fine, a knife that moves forward and back by itself so you can cut your food easier. If that is already made, a spoon that... is made of something that dissolves and that looks metallic. Plus it only dissolves when it is lifted up at any degree (how this would work? I don't know). Imagine the pranks!

"Here's some boiling lava hot soup and your spoon."
"Oh, thanks frie- AUGH!"
 

Jonluw

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I and a friend made this awesome thing once, which totally should be mass produced.

The idea is a grill that fits in your pocket. Out camping? Want to grill some food? Cook an egg perhaps? Whip out the pocket-grill, light a match, and voila; fire.

I burnt both my eyebrows and eyelashes playing with that thing. And the awesome thing was, no amount of wind could put it out. And your pocket didn't even get messy from stuff falling out of the grill. And it was reusable. It had but one flaw: After having contained the grill for a while, your jacket would stench of white-spirit.
 

Smagmuck_

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Aylaine said:
Smagmuck_ said:
Aylaine said:
Smagmuck_ said:
Aylaine said:
Smagmuck_ said:
Aylaine said:
Psionic Vibrator. Just stimulates you wherever, whenever. ;D
Ummmmm... Okay then.

The automatic banana thrower... Don't ask. XD
I think it would be useful, though it depends on the woman. xD
I should be ashaimed that I know severl girls who would wear that thing out within a week or two... XD
I probably would too, I was thinking though if it could be like a pill you eat, that allows you to mentally activate psionic energy down there at will... that'd be portable and turn on & go type of deal. :p
Oh, I see an endless stream of pranks coming from this. XD
HA. It'd be good for that. Throw it in some girls drink and get revenge on her while shes trying to be precise or normal. xD
I can see this for use for pranks at malls or to get revenge on a ***** ex girl friend... >:D
 

Jedamethis

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Smagmuck_ said:
Aylaine said:
Smagmuck_ said:
Aylaine said:
Smagmuck_ said:
Aylaine said:
Psionic Vibrator. Just stimulates you wherever, whenever. ;D
Ummmmm... Okay then.

The automatic banana thrower... Don't ask. XD
I think it would be useful, though it depends on the woman. xD
I should be ashaimed that I know severl girls who would wear that thing out within a week or two... XD
I probably would too, I was thinking though if it could be like a pill you eat, that allows you to mentally activate psionic energy down there at will... that'd be portable and turn on & go type of deal. :p
Oh, I see an endless stream of pranks coming from this. XD
Me too my friend. Boredom will become a thing of the past!

OT: Nah, I'm not one for inventing. Wait, I'll think of one now, gimme a sec...

Ah ha!
Lighter gloves!
Gloves, which have tiny bits of flint on the thumb and forefinger!
So :*snap*
You have a spark!
 

ICanBreakTheseCuffs

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Superior Mind said:
A racing Zebra. Fucking "Racing Stripes".

Also an idea for an alarm clock with a ridiculously complicated snooze button that requires a bunch of keys, switches and buttons to activate. The clock would have an off button too but there's a certain finality to hitting the off button that forces you to get up. With the complicated snooze button it would actually wake your brain up a bit instead of blindly hiting the snooze like I do umpteen million times every morning while still technically asleep.
that would be useless as they would just throw it out the window

OT:I predicted Deadliest Warrior, sad they didn't do pirates vs ninjas
 

Private Custard

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I thought of little rectangles of sticky plastic, exactly the right size to fit in the small windows on glass interior doors to make painting them easy.

Then some bastard got there before me!

But I really really wish I'd invented this

 

Jedamethis

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Aylaine said:
Smagmuck_ said:
Aylaine said:
Smagmuck_ said:
Aylaine said:
Smagmuck_ said:
Aylaine said:
Smagmuck_ said:
Aylaine said:
Psionic Vibrator. Just stimulates you wherever, whenever. ;D
Ummmmm... Okay then.

The automatic banana thrower... Don't ask. XD
I think it would be useful, though it depends on the woman. xD
I should be ashaimed that I know severl girls who would wear that thing out within a week or two... XD
I probably would too, I was thinking though if it could be like a pill you eat, that allows you to mentally activate psionic energy down there at will... that'd be portable and turn on & go type of deal. :p
Oh, I see an endless stream of pranks coming from this. XD
HA. It'd be good for that. Throw it in some girls drink and get revenge on her while shes trying to be precise or normal. xD
I can see this for use for pranks at malls or to get revenge on a ***** ex girl friend... >:D
Ohh yeah, I'm sure that...

She will never see it coming!

Aww, now I got apple juice all over my keyboard!
 

TheRightToArmBears

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I came up with the idea of a chocolate bar which is similar to a Twix, except that instead of biscuit there is steak. Basically, a caramel and steak chocolate bar.

I came across three issues:
A) Everyone else thought I was mad
B) Getting the steak to keep without salting it.
C) It would be expensive. If it were mass-produced the meat quality would be awful to keep it cheap.
 

Smagmuck_

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Aylaine said:
Smagmuck_ said:
Aylaine said:
Smagmuck_ said:
Aylaine said:
Smagmuck_ said:
Aylaine said:
Smagmuck_ said:
Aylaine said:
Psionic Vibrator. Just stimulates you wherever, whenever. ;D
Ummmmm... Okay then.

The automatic banana thrower... Don't ask. XD
I think it would be useful, though it depends on the woman. xD
I should be ashaimed that I know severl girls who would wear that thing out within a week or two... XD
I probably would too, I was thinking though if it could be like a pill you eat, that allows you to mentally activate psionic energy down there at will... that'd be portable and turn on & go type of deal. :p
Oh, I see an endless stream of pranks coming from this. XD
HA. It'd be good for that. Throw it in some girls drink and get revenge on her while shes trying to be precise or normal. xD
I can see this for use for pranks at malls or to get revenge on a ***** ex girl friend... >:D
Ohh yeah, I'm sure that...

She will never see it coming!

Now that was just corny. XD
 

Enemy Of The State

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Smagmuck_ said:
Aylaine said:
Smagmuck_ said:
Aylaine said:
Smagmuck_ said:
Aylaine said:
Smagmuck_ said:
Aylaine said:
Smagmuck_ said:
Aylaine said:
Psionic Vibrator. Just stimulates you wherever, whenever. ;D
Ummmmm... Okay then.

The automatic banana thrower... Don't ask. XD
I think it would be useful, though it depends on the woman. xD
I should be ashaimed that I know severl girls who would wear that thing out within a week or two... XD
I probably would too, I was thinking though if it could be like a pill you eat, that allows you to mentally activate psionic energy down there at will... that'd be portable and turn on & go type of deal. :p
Oh, I see an endless stream of pranks coming from this. XD
HA. It'd be good for that. Throw it in some girls drink and get revenge on her while shes trying to be precise or normal. xD
I can see this for use for pranks at malls or to get revenge on a ***** ex girl friend... >:D
Ohh yeah, I'm sure that...

She will never see it coming!

Now that was just corny. XD
This thread gets more dirty by the minute...
>:D
 

TheKagestar

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A telescopic grabber. For old or physically impaired people who have difficulty reaching up or down.