The antagonist of the last game you played has come to life asking for revenge.

[InfectedStar]

Again you act immature and stupid, is there no end to your idiotic campaign.

Edit: oopps, I was suppossed to quote MassiveClit. Geeh great name, what are you ten?

 

[Sean Hollyman]

Well I guess I have the Rapers after me -_-

Best spelling mistake EVER.

Shit I misspelt Reapers..

 

[Captain Booyah]

Andrew Ryan? He already got vengeance, the greedy bastard. (Because giving your own child what will probably be long-lasting mental trauma long after your death is the best kind of revenge, right?) I'd ship him off to a retirement home, where him and his "But there really is an underwater city! Honestly! I BUILT IT!!" stories are just crazy conspiracy theories that can be put down to declining mental health.

Firstly, I'd learn to spell correctly, then I'd crawl back up my mother's **** and die.

Oh no wait, that's what YOU should do.

I see you're new here. Just a heads up: you're probably not going to last long with that attitude, kiddo.

 

[Incomer]

I'd tell Andrew Ryan that he is from a fictional universe and that, sadly, his whole life is a lie. Then I'd comfort him as the reality of the situation brought him down. I would then allow him to sleep on my sofa as he started a normal life (whilst lending him my copy of Atlas Shrugged, I'm sure he'd enjoy it).

I'm afraid he might commit some gruesome suicide by bludgeoning and with all that blood on my hands it might be hard to explain to local police

 

[ABLb0y]

Well, I doubt Dr. West will be able to do much, since I ripped his arm off... But ok, whatever.

 

[Rawne1980]

Well I guess I have the Rapers after me -_-

Best spelling mistake EVER.

Shit I misspelt Reapers..

Don't worry about it we weren't mocking you for spelling it wrong it just came across amazingly funny when read how you put it.

On a plus side you brightened up at least 2 peoples day and gave us a giggle.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

Well I guess I have the Rapers after me -_-

Best spelling mistake EVER.

Shit I misspelt Reapers..

Don't worry about it we weren't mocking you for spelling it wrong it just came across amazingly funny when read how you put it.

On a plus side you brightened up at least 2 peoples day and gave us a giggle.

Yay

 

[Dasrufken]

does EVE online have an antagonist?

 

[Lullabye]

Catherine.
Fuck.
Pissing off Gods and Succubi are things I would prefer to avoid. Buuut since I;d have to do something....I'd probably fight him off with an icepick, since they seem to be scared of those.

 

[brunothepig]

Last game I played with an antagonist... Amnesia. Oh fuck. Ok, I'm only like an hour in, but already I know it's some unknowable evil that can warp reality. Oh my god, I think I'm gonna cry.

 

[Cheery Lunatic]

Well I guess I have the Rapers after me -_-

Best spelling mistake EVER.

Shit I misspelt Reapers..

Don't worry about it we weren't mocking you for spelling it wrong it just came across amazingly funny when read how you put it.

On a plus side you brightened up at least 2 peoples day and gave us a giggle.

Yay

Make that 3 people.
I actually lol'd at that, like literally.

OT: Well, I got this centuries old English dude who wears a top hat after me. The guy's a joke though, so I'm not worried. (Shadow Hearts for anyone curious)

 

[Griffolion]

Firstly, I'd learn to spell correctly, then I'd crawl back up my mother's **** and die.

Oh no wait, that's what YOU should do.

Ah I can feel the misplaced anger radiate out from you.

OT: Kill him again.

 

[Juho Hirvonen]

Last game I played was the trial for From Dust. So basically Mother Nature is after me. I'm fucked.

 

[Comando96]

Cesare Borgia...

Crap.

Well guns would work.

...wow I dodged a bullet. The game before that was Mass Effect 1 xD I guys Cesare Borgia is not nearly as worse as a Reaper.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

Well I guess I have the Rapers after me -_-

Best spelling mistake EVER.

Shit I misspelt Reapers..

Don't worry about it we weren't mocking you for spelling it wrong it just came across amazingly funny when read how you put it.

On a plus side you brightened up at least 2 peoples day and gave us a giggle.

Yay

Make that 3 people.
I actually lol'd at that, like literally.

OT: Well, I got this centuries old English dude who wears a top hat after me. The guy's a joke though, so I'm not worried. (Shadow Hearts for anyone curious)

I have a bad keyobard and shaky hands, I sometimes can't type proprly..

 

[Shadow-Phoenix]

Tim Curry wants revenge upon me? but i had him locked away in a cryo prison along with his 2nd in command General Krucov.

 

[IncredibleTurnip]

An evil magician that turns into a monster... I don't remember if I play Baldur's Gate II or LoZ: A Link to the Past most recently....

 

[hazabaza1]

I'm guessing it's the Shadowlord from Nier.
Fuuuuuuuuuck.

 

[sageoftruth]

Looks like I have Dahn from Devil Summoner 2 to contend with. I'm going to need a strong insect repellant or become the unluckiest man in the world (watches the ground for banana peels).