The apparently "imminent " ET Official Disclosure

[RagnorakTres]

Washington (Reuters) - President Obama today stood shoulder to shoulder with Elvis Presley in announcing the existence of extraterrestrial lifeforms. He indicated they had recently prepared to launch a campaign against humanity to harvest their bone marrow for fueling their toaster ovens. Repent. Fornicate in the streets, for the end is nigh.

Well, if Reuter's says so...*goes to fornicate*

OT: OK? Whatever, if it happens, it happens. I for one firmly believe in some form of intelligent, sentient life form that has survived long enough to create hyperspace or wormhole or whatever space travel, simply because the odds against it happening are infinitesimal (hint, hint) in an infinite universe. Just sayin'.

 

[cleverlymadeup]

i would like to know what they've been smoking and where i can get some.

seriously i doubt like any conspiracy theory the government can cover up something like this for so long.

 

[Christemo]

interesting, but it might be a bad joke.

 

[Dragonearl]

My first thought was viral marketing for that rehash '80s skit V. Then again it could be true but highly unlikely.

 

[Silver]

Thanks for warning me. I'll make sure to silence them. This will be the last you hear of this, I'd recommend forgetting about this post.

 

[KeyMaster45]

If this announcement does come to pass I'll be waiting for that lone press guy to go "Mr. President, what made you finally decide to tell the public about the world's worst kept secret?"

I mean seriously? Even if this is fake you'd have to be a stark raving lunatic not the think there's sentient life out there other than us. The odds are just stacked against it being us and only us.

 

[Proteus214]

Most of that does sound like a silly conspiracy theory. I do think that Obama would make a policy on being more open about UFOs and extraterrestrial life, but I don't take that as meaning "OMG the government is about to tell us about teh aliens at Area 51! OMGOMG!!" I take it more as the president saying, "Hey, if we ever find any conclusive evidence, we'll let y'all know."

 

[Ishnuvalok]

Brb, changing my last name to Shepard and joining the military :V

 

[Cowabungaa]

I remember reading this a few days ago, and I think I can sum up my immeadiete reaction with two images:
Firstly:

Followed closely by:

(Using pictures is fun!)

Yea, I call shenanigans on this one...

You sir just made my day, yes using pictures can be very fun.

Anyway, I doubt that if the government would really know about alien life, they would let us know. Too much power and money involved if that would to be the case.

Also, what is this V thing people keep talking about? Some remake of V for Vendetta or something?

 

[Proteus214]

Also, what is this V thing people keep talking about? Some remake of V for Vendetta or something?

It's a remake of an old TV show that just aired recently about aliens showing up on earth.