"Cooome ooon! Come on, we be friends now!" The door couldn't muffle Erik's voice anymore. It had only done so before because he had allowed it!
Florian's voice soon followed. ["It's cool I got more stuff for the-"] Then there was a mighty unseen crash. ["Oh shit! Don't tell Rena!"]
["Don't worry we'll be okay, she wanted this."] Erik ducked through the door, drinks in hand, being the greatest house guest ever. ["Oh we should have done this years ago."]
Florian followed soon after and brought the rest of the party in with him.
"Are... are they drunk?" Lilith asked Irena, shaking her head incredulously. "It's been like, thirty minutes, how the hell are they drunk?!" She tilted her head as Florian stumbled through the door.
"I've never seen him drunk!" Lilith whispered excitedly as she leaned in towards Irena. "This is gonna be fantastic!"
"It honestly took you this to get talking, didn't it?" Irena stood her ground, hands on her hips and uncertain of how to feel about what was happening in front of her. "Are you going to stay friends once you sober up, can you two promise me that?"
"We not done talking yet.l" Erik nodded. "We have details to be working out... but we get there." He may not have been as drunk as it first seemed.
Florian was though. "We're going to do this. Even... even-ev- we're over the first hurdle! The hard's part done. We can do this!" He could easily do this, if he could talk Aesop down from a bottle of scotch and convince Cam that dying her hair blonde was a bad idea then he could do thi- oh crap why did he convince her that was a bad idea?
He was a bad idea!
"But now we talk as group! We are team again now!" Erik thumped his fist into his open palm.
"Can't say I'm not impressed by how quickly you guys managed to get wrecked." Lilith crossed her arms over her chest, smirking slightly. "When
was the last time you got drunk, Florian?" The girl asked.
'One way of letting off steam, I guess.'
"Whaaat?" Florian looked up at her incredulously. "This isn't wrecked... this is... you've seen wrecked... this isn't- nooo." He shook his head way more than was necessary.
"We run out fast though." Erik eyes up the empty glass corpse of the giant they'd drained between them.
"Four years- no, no I think it's five now, maybe." Florian's voice was going hoarse as he slumped down into the nearest chair and rested his head in one of his hands, sounding like he could hardly believe what he was saying. "So many mugs of coco..."
"I'm glad you boys made up." Lilith nodded with approval. "And with one hundred percent less punching than before, that's good!" Stepping forward she took the empty bottle from Erik's hand before eyeing up the label, she raised an eyebrow. It was the same stuff from the back in the bar with Erik. "How are you both still alive? This shit tastes like death."
Florian and Erik burst into a fit of disgusting laughter and Erik wrapped an arm around Lilith's neck and started to noogie the life out of her scalp. "Aw girl does not like to driiiink! Do not worry we, we treat you good! We teach you things!"
Irena quietly went about setting the table out. She couldn't afford to get drunk tonight but it was too late for these two, the least she could do was get more dirt on the two of them and let her hair down a little bit. Florian cracked open another beer and looked on, blurry eyed as things went on around him.
"Lemme go!" Lilith cried out, half in pain and half in laughter before she finally managed to worm her way out of the man's grip. "I can drink." She pouted, panting slightly as she began patting down her messy hair. "I just drink real booze instead of battery acid, or potato vodka, or whatever the fuck it is that shit is made from."
Grabbing her own beer from the fridge she gently nudged Florian's shoulder, regretting it slightly as he looked like it was taking all his concentration just to stay upright. "Look at you." She cooed. "Getting all drunk and stuff, turning into a right proper delinquent, what with the fighting too." The girl smirked as she narrowed her eyes. "Pixie would be so proud."
"Oh God no." Florian tried to hold his head in his hands and instead just ended up pressing against the beer can. "No d-don't make her proud she does the bad things when she's proud! how did you deal with that?" He asked Lilith pleadingly.
"It's easier when you're a girl, I imagine." Lilith took a swig from her beer. "I've got it easy by virtue of being like, one of three people she wouldn't try and fuck." She chuckled. "You wouldn't be so lucky." Lilith winked at the man. "I doubt she hasn't already tried with you, and you were so oblivious that you didn't notice."
"I noticed..." Florian's eyes went hollow as he stared a thousand yards into the middle distance.
["Rena, he's making it all gay again."] Erik joined the youngsters and leaned over into Irena, crushing her a little bit.
"See, I'm not surprised." Lilith shrugged her shoulders as she chuckled. "Was it before or
after she managed to recruit you?" The girl tilted her head curiously.
"Both." He emptied the can. "So much groping. Nowhere was safe."
"And then you have the sex! We get it, you not ugly down south so you have sex with all the women! This is boring me now!" Erik groaned, crushing a beer can that had served as his side dish and moved onto the better stuff again. "Get to the good stuff."
"How long did she do that for?" Lilith raised an eyebrow.
'I swear to god, Merry.'
"Not a recent thing, right?"
"Whah? No, jus' when I joined up and we almost did it that one time but then we didn't... wait..." He took another drink in silence, his face a mask of thought. "NO! He burst out! "No we didn't!" He cheered, way too pleased with himself.
"You used to be FUN!" Erik jeered from his side of the table.
"Seconded." Added Irena.
Lilith almost failed to hide the relief she felt. "It's not very often Merry gets denied, that must have ruffled her feathers a bit." She chuckled nervously. "Did she punch you?"
'Merry's sloppy seconds, Sprout would never let me hear the end of it if he ever found out.'
Florian wasn't as amused by all this talk of failed encounters with women as the others were. The last time he'd turned someone down hadn't gone so well. The scar she'd left by his collar bone began to itch and burn as he thought on it.
"I think she was okay with it." He switched to the harder stuff.
"So are you two back together now?" Erik asked loudly, waving his hand between Irena and Florian.
"Pfft, no!" she scoffed without missing a beat.
"You don't need to say it like that." Florian reared back from the verbal slap to his ego.
Lilith looked between the three friends, a small smile curling her lips. It had been years since these people had sat down like this, and yet it only looked like it had been days. Some friendships never felt the effects of time, those were the kinds of friendships that would survive anything and everything.
For the first time since she left the Maiden, Lilith felt a little homesick.
Taking a swig of her beer, she lit up a cigarette before offering Florian one. "Them's are fighting words, you gonna kick her arse for insulting your honour?"
"No I'll just steal her rabbit back, cook it for stew." Florian took the offered cigarette and lit up.
"You leave Trotsky out of this." Irena said sternly.
"Hundreds dead and that rabbit lives." Erik shook his head in mock mourning. "Where is your god now?"
"Wait, Trotsky is a rabbit?" Lilith took a deep drag. "I thought it was a dog, or a cat or something." The girl chuckled. "Who the hell has a pet rabbit?" She blew smoke from the corner of he mouth. "Although I guess an emotionless animal would be the perfect pet for Renny." Lilith smirked as she looked Irena in the eye.
"He is fluffy and loving and a true friend." Irena said flatly.
"Does he still shake all the time?"
"That is his little quirk, Florian, and I love him for it." Her tone only got firmer.
"You used to be fun too." Erik grumbled. "We are supposed to be bandits! If you people do not get better I will leave to drink, fight and fuck by myself!"
"I haven't done bandit stuff in ages." Lilith sighed sadly. "How long ago was the train robbery?" Lilith glanced at Florian before an idea popped into her head. "OH!" She giggled. "We should rob a bank or something!"
"We should rob a bank!" Florian yelled back.
"No one's robbing a bank!"
"You children could not rob corner store! When I was young, me and Vasa would raid convoys all day and we do it in style and be back in time for duels. When Bandits were real men!" Erik gave a booming burp as if that proved his point even further.
"Old man regaling us with tales of his misspent youth." Lilith grinned. "Let me guess, Frostfall was colder back then too, and also, masks weren't invented, so you had to hold your breath for a really long time when you left the domes."
"They used to make me do that." Florian nodded along.
"We give you mask back when you needed it!" Neither of them could apparently see what any kind of big deal in that. Just another case of Southerners and their coddling. This was why they always tangled themselves up and made things so complicated for themselves.
Lilith rolled her eyes. "Yeah, a little unbreathable atmosphere never hurt anyone." She took a long swig from her beer. "Did you two talk everything out? Did you tell him about the eggs?"
"It did not! It built the character. Is fact." Erik's accent only got thicker as the drink kept flowing. "Girl is egg crazy, like she is wanting the babies." He stage whispered in Irena's ear.
"Agreed. She is having the baby fever." She replied, imitating his rough attempt at the southern dialect. The two of them quickly started waggling their eyebrows at Florian.
"I hate you both." Florian muttered into his glass.
"Ignore them Florian." Lilith put her hand on the man's arms, a look of mock concern creasing her brow. "They don't know any better, you must show them. Show them the power of expertly prepared dairy products." She glanced at the others, sticking out a her tongue as she blew a raspberry.
"You see this? With the tongue and the thing?" Erik waffled on. "I give up on the young ones if this is what they become. You were not like this." He pointed to Florian. "Your father and me, we teach you better."
The hours staggered on by and the drink kept on pouring. A few hours later and Florian was crumpled at the foot of the sofa. While Erik was rummaging through every draw and cupboard he could be bothered to raid, muttering something about how he knew Irena kept them around here somewhere. Irena had caved to their peer pressure and was drifting off from the mixture of alcohol and the heating Lilith had demanded be turned up.
"I shouldn't have done this again." Florian groaned.
"You didn't have fun?" Lilith yawned sleepily, stretching her arms over her head. "What's the problem wuss, can't handle your drink?" She chuckled, placing her hand on the man's shoulder. "I had fun." She smiled warmly. "No excuse for you not to have had any."
"I wasn't supposed to have fun any more." He sighed, placing his hand over hers out of reflex and laying his head back on the couch seat.
"Yes, how foolish of me, I had almost forgotten." Lilith deepened her voice and put on her best Frostfall accent. "I'm Florian, I must return my honour and also save my hometown from itself, what is this
fun you speak off, sounds like something I wouldn't do because blah blah blah, honour, blah blah blah faked my own death, did you see how cool it was? Blah blah blah." The girl narrowed her eyes playfully. "Does that sound about right?"
"Yeah... yeah, that sounds like me." Florian tried and failed to stop his eyelids from drooping.
"Hmm, someone's had a long day." Lilith smiled as she gently shook Florian by the shoulder. "Come on." She gripped the man's hand as she began pulling him off the sofa. "You can have the bed tonight, I'll sleep on the floor."
Florian grumbled and tried to shrug her off with little success. "Can't we just share?" He croaked. This lingering look didn't have time to get intense though as Erik's paw of a hand came out of nowhere and shoved Florian back onto the couch by the face.
"Sleep." He barked. Florian was too weak to resist. "You come with me." He dragged Lilith away by the shoulder. "We are the cool ones now." This was not up for debate!
"Huh? Erik, what's up?" Lilith chuckled nervously as the old man dragged her away. "No need to be so rough."
"This not rough. You know when I am rough!" He roared with stereotypical laughter. "Come on, tonight you learn of my people." With that Erik slammed a handful of old photos into Lilith's hands. "You learn of men you try and destroy." Lilith was about to get her ear talked off and not in style.