The asshole genie

[hawkeye52]

Basically you have been given a wish by the below poster and at the same time you are the asshole genie for the above poster.

So think of a wish and post it and make it as intricate to try and beat your asshole genie as you like or as ambiguous as you want 4 teh lulz. After this become above the posters genie and try and screw with it as much as possible. lateral thinking might help here.

I'll just make mine ambigiuous to start us off and also see what people come up with.

I want to be rich.

Go

 

[mcpop9]

Here have $1,000,000 in monopoly money.

I wish i was a rock.

 

[hawkeye52]

Turns you into magma and watches as your body splits apart.

I wish i could fly.

 

[mcpop9]

Congrats, you're in space without a suit.

i wish i was nothing.

 

[ppsh41]

Your an existentialist
I wish i was an intellegent republican

 

[hawkeye52]

You just became an oxymoron.
I wish a girl would fall for me

 

[mcpop9]

Grats, you're responsible for some poor girl that loved you deeply, not to mention hot as hell commit suicide by falling over the edge of the grand canyon.

i wish i had a rock.

 

[hawkeye52]

This is the Genies answer

I wish i could control the world

 

[Connor Lonske]

You are now president A world. More specifically, you control all political workings on the entire world...OF MARS.

I wish I could have casual sex with a dude.

 

[mcpop9]

you do, but wake up to find yourself sitting in a tub of ice, kidney missing.

i wish i was a kamikaze Scotsmen.

 

[hawkeye52]

you become a worm from the game worms with a scottish accent and your human has just ordered you to kamikaze the enemy.

I wish I could harness the suns energy

 

[mcpop9]

congrats, you recieve a solar powered ipod filled with songs created by justin beiber.

i wish it would just stop.

 

[StorytellingIsAMust]

You never specified what "it" was, so your heart stops.

I wish I didn't have to listen to stupid people.

 

[ChillzMaster]

Your ears turn into Mole-people that jump off your head, call in the rest of the tribe, and devour you.

I wish I could shoot lasers out of my eyes!

 

[mcpop9]

you are now blind due to the fact the lasers burned you cornia's

i wish that the holes in the domes were fixed!

 

[ChillzMaster]

Materials from the rest of the dome are used to fix the holes, making MORE HOLES!

I wish for a chihuahua!

 

[mcpop9]

done, its in the vacume of space.

I wish for sev to stop being such a thread crossing douche...

 

[ChillzMaster]

Sev becomes a thread-crossing God.

I wish someone would post in the AA

 

[mcpop9]

wish granted, sometime in the future.

i have no wish