The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Baby Eater]

I hope so,subject Vaude. I'm scared *chugs alcohol*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Here you are, subject Venn. *Slides over glass*

Subject Toast, I'm sure she just wants to be friends.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

*downs scotch*
subjectschs ah tink ahmma juss enough;y inebriated ah tink I am and ah dun know about yehsh guys but ah'll feelling FANTASTIC!

 

[DJude]

Thank you...
*downs the glass in less than a second*

 

[Baby Eater]

That's what Michael Jackson said to those kids,subject Vaude! She's gonna violate me and where my skin as a coat I just know it!

 

[DJude]

Subjects, i must be go...-ing...
*collapses on the floor in a puddle of blood*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject Venn! *goes to aid*

Subject Toast, Just don't make eyecontact!

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

No, make eye contact, then shteal the eyesh! It'sh the perfect crime! No juriesh gonna convict you for that Shubject Toasht, and if'n they did, they'd just shend ya back here!

 

[DJude]

*VENN's body disappears into a cloud of translucent smoke*

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Subjects Eater ah tink is legidimate.
Trust 'er wat cud go wrong?

 

[Baby Eater]

*puts sunglasses on* Ahhh! Subject Vaude! She's using bad songs to make me leave the safety of my house!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject Toast, she's surely mad!

Subject Venn...? *Searches for body*

 

[Baby Eater]

I shall retaliate with my own bad music,subject Vaude!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Subject Vaudess what happened to VENN?

 

[Baby Eater]

He went poof,subject GG.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject GG, I don't know...

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Subject's........................ah can have 'is drink den?

 

[Baby Eater]

*twilight zone theme*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject Toast, Eeeerie....
See you all in a few hours!

 

[Baby Eater]

Bye subject Vaude! *goodnight hug*