The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Birdhouse, subject BT? *Tilts head*

Definitely subject Toast.

 

[DJude]

*slams E's head into the ground so hard it cracks the ground*
Who the hells Subject Insanity?
*pushes his head harder*

 

[Baby Eater]

Ok subject Vaude *gives file*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Toast, but it makes no mention of the insanity needed for our joint magic show!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*shows bird house that barely resembles a bird house*
...I
I think I did a good job!

Ow! Stop alright subject VENN! God damn!
Also, subject Vaudess, heres subject VENN's medical folder.

Subject VENN: Anger Management Issues

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I see, subject E. *Studies file*

...*Takes birdhouse*
It's lovely, thank you, subject BT.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Yay!
Im special!

Literally subject BT.

That Birdhouse is a bomb subject Vaudess!
Oh shut up subject Lou Lou you really are loo loo in the head.

 

[DJude]

*slam*
I'M
*slam*
NOT
*slam*
SUBJECT
*slam*
VENN
*crack*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject E, NO BAD PUNS!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Will you stop trying to kill me!
God damn subject Fuck face or subject Ass or subject Dick or subject Who ever the fuck you are. I think you broke my back!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*pumps legs down, rubber legs crunch and spread and it looks like one of those foot pumps. Pumps legs back up, the mass of rubber material is sent up into my body. I do this about 5 more times until I begin to shine and steam emits from my body.* Would any of the subjects like to race?

 

[TheStickman]

I'm going to take a shower now subjects.
*Walks into closet*

 

[Baby Eater]

[small]Subject Baby Eater a.k.a. Toast:Aggrivation,lack of sympathy,insane in the membrane,Peter Parkinson's,calls himself "Lord British',sex addict (ladies),cruel sense of humour,low grip on reality,excessive trout slapping,wears pancakes as a hat,undead,annoyance to society,thinks he's Batman and Sherlock Holmes,rambles about "Kung-Fu bears",extremely dangerous [/small]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Smiles at subject BT before putting on bookshelf* I'll put it in the gardens later...

*Studies Venn* Subject...do you have a name?

Ah thank you, subject Toast.

 

[DJude]

FUCK, OFF (subject)
*forces both hands through E's face and rips apart his skull*
*stomps down hard on his chest*
*grabs the tip of his spine and yanks*
*his entire spine is ripped out*

*is covered in E's blood*
Subject Vaude... my name is Nev... we've met before, when Subject VENN was still a cat-girl...

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*smiles and starts to clap*
Yay im creative!

Subject BT you don't even have any motor skills!

*dies*
*starts to cry* WAAAAAH! WHY DID SUBJECT E HAVE TO DIE!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject M2's medical file: Power Hungry, Psychopathic to the extreme, gratuitous breaking of the laws of physics, gratuitous breaking of our staff's bones, "explosive" personality, bloodthirty homicidal maniac, lover boy.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Once again, would any of the subjects like to race?

 

[Lambi]

Subjects, in all my posting and playing of FF XIII, I didn't notice I got 21K posts. So, yay me.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TAKE SUBJECT E'S LIFE GOD! WHY! WAAAAAAAAAAH!
Subject Nev *sob* Why did you have to kill subject E *sob* He was my first friend!