The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Lambi]

"Vita-Chamber, subject Lambi, activated"
Hurry, subject Lycan!

Sure, subject Ren.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Opens vault and shoots Subject Ren*
*He turns into a pancake*
there we go subjects.
*Walks back in to find another gun*

 

[Ren3004]

*turns into walking pancake*

*sees maple syrup on table*
Oh, maple syrup! Wonderful!

[sub]Looks good, subject Lambi.[/sub]

 

[Lambi]

Thank you, subject Ren. And might I say that you look delicious... *Drools*

 

[Ren3004]

*bathes on maple syrup*

 

[Lambi]

*Starts eating subject Ren*

 

[Ren3004]

AAAAAAAAAAARGH THE PAIN!!! THE PAIN!

SUBJECT LAMBI, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME!?

NO, NOT THE WHIPPED CREAM!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*zaps Ren*
*He turns to stone*
Bad subject Lambi
*Walks off to find the destroyer gun*

 

[Lambi]

You should be thankful now, subject Ren.
*Purrs*

 

[Ren3004]

*breaks subject Lambi's teeth*

Mmmmmmmmmmph mmmph.

 

[Lambi]

Subject dragice, I won't kill my friend. He was turned into a rock. With a face, it would seem.

 

[Ren3004]

Subjects never played Kameo.

 

[Lambi]

Subject Ren is correct. At least in my case you're correct.

 

[Ren3004]

Subjects should know that I'm getting itchy.

 

[Lambi]

Why is that, subject Ren?

 

[Ren3004]

Because there's a fly walking on my head, subject Lambi

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Shoot wall with destroyer gun*
*Explodes*
*Walks out*
Bye subjects.

 

[Ren3004]

Subject is mad.

 

[Lambi]

Subject is nuts.