The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Lambi]

Hello, subject Waffles. TO THE APARTMENTS!
*Whoosh*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Fine but im killing Kevin Bacon next time! Just because he has such a delicious name doesn't mean he's better than everyone else!
...
*turns head and looks at subject Waffles*
Hi subject Max! oh yay you built the lava train again!

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Max?
Train?
Wha?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*pop*
*Is holding a larger version of the Heavy hand*
*Lops off forearm and replaces with new weapon*
Subject,I present to you,the Upper Hand
*Tosses Heavy Hand back to VV*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Vaude, what happened while I was gone.
Oh and Subjects, if you use Firefox, what's your take on the persona thing? I didn't like it until I found one of Brook!

 

[Baby Eater]

I heard Chuck Norris,subjects!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, but I'm already dead. Skull Joke!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject Max, explain please!

Well subject Max we went through the Asylum medical files yesterday, went into a cave reenacting RVB and got out killing a few thousand unknown things...How was your day?

*slaps subject Max ans shows him a jar*
Quarter...now...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Sounds of agonized screaming and tearing of duct tape*

[sub] I'll be with you in a second, subject Max! [/sub]

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

I like it, subject Max. I didn't like them at first, but they're subtle enough that they've grown on me.

 

[Baby Eater]

You alright,subject Vaude?

 

[Sassafrass]

Heh, having a lot of fun, subject Vee?
Subject Max, I ask again. What is this about a train?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

[sub] It's not me screaming, subject Toast![/sub]
ARGH!
[sub] You know it, subject Sas! [/sub]

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*turns on TV

Watch the hit new Movie that hasn't even been released yet starring Kevin Bacon because he told us that because of his delicious name he could be in anything he wa-

*turns off TV*
Subjects...ill be right back.
*grabs a pencil*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sas, I built a train that could travel across the ocean, and I built one for Subject Vaude that could go across lava. Except Subject BT destroyed her present yesterday so I had to make a new one.
Subject E, how did you get the medical files?!?! I locked them in the cabinet in my office.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

There was a second copy of them subject Max.

And I was just trying to fix it! God!

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Vaude is enjoying whatever she's doing way too much

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

[sub] Killing Keanu Reeves with duct tape, subject Toast! [/sub]

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject BT, you are not allowed to fix anything anymore! Got it?
Subject E, make sure that he doesn't fix anything. Or else you will be the one in trouble for not keeping him on a leash.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*screaming sounds are heard from the other end of the Asylum*
[sub]DAMN YOU KEVIN BACON![/sub]
Kevin Butler! No don't kill him subject E!
Subject Max! Fine!