The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Sassafrass]

Subjects, do you also know that you could possibly run a car on bull sperm?

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Sas you could potentially run a car on anything that burns.

Subject Waffles! *bro hug*

 

[Smagmuck_]

Hello subjects!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Subject Toast! *Bro-hug*

Hiya Subject Smag.

 

[Baby Eater]

Hey subject Smag

 

[Smagmuck_]

Hi subject WAB, are we still on the grey fox?

 

[Sassafrass]

...By that logic then, subject Toast, I could run my car on you!
Hey, subjects Waffles and Smag. *Man hugs both*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

No idea Subject Smag I just got here.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Ah, well in that case...
...
I think I might go work on my damaged Arwing.
*Does so in Grey Foxhangar*

 

[Baby Eater]

Yep subject Sas and I could do the same to you.

I guess so subject Smag.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

My arwing was simply scuffed, subject Smag. But I guess I go down with you.

 

[Smagmuck_]

*Work noises*
*Work noises*
*Sigh*
I wish Subject Vaudess were here. I could really use some of her help...

 

[Sassafrass]

...Shall we just convert my car to run off of Keanu Reeves -_-, subject Toast?

I'd never need to refill it again!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Need some help, subject Smagmuck?

 

[Baby Eater]

Lets do it subject Sas! *puts on mechanic uniform*

 

[Smagmuck_]

I'm fine subject Rex, I just have a lot of repairs to make.

 

[Sassafrass]

Very well, subject Toast. *Dones jumpsuit* Lets get to work.
And subject Smag, you may be waiting for a while. Subject Vee isn't well, from what I've gathered.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

*sigh* Nobody but subject Whitney loves me.

 

[Baby Eater]

We just need Keanu Reeves and a Keanu sized tank,subject Sas.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject Sas.
WHAT!?
*Sits up and hits head on undercarage of Arwing*
Hurglabluh.
*Blacks out*