The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Lambi]

...Whatever, subject M2. Thank you for that.

Subject Sas, I'm too busy at the moment to torture anyone.

 

[DJude]

Subject LP? we have another subject?

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

*summons Scythe* Subject LP, it's your time to go....

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

*tosses empty bucket on floor*

*belch* excuse me, subject Vaude.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject Vaudess is killing Keanu Reeves again? Well she's paying for his funeral bill then.

 

[Sassafrass]

Ah, OK then, subject Lambi. FF XIII I gather?

 

[Lambi]

Yes, subject Sas. And the two active RPs I'm in at the moment.

Liberty Prime from Fallout 3, subject Venn.

 

[Sassafrass]

Ah yes, good luck with them, subject Lambi.

And burial, subject E? ...*Bursts out laughing* Damn, you got me with that.

 

[Baby Eater]

Sorry I'm not posting subjects. Watching Youtube.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Whistles jauntily, blood-stained*

Here ya' go subject Sas! *throws tape*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Well subject Sass, since we are on the topic of dead celebrities...
*holds up Kevin Bacon's dead body*
Who wants Kevin Bacon bacon?

 

[Sassafrass]

Huh? *Turns and gets hit in face with tape* Ow! Thank ye, subject Vee. *Applies ice pack to eye*
Subject BT, what type of Bacons bacon?

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

*jumps on Subject E's back* Ride 'em cowboy!

 

[DJude]

*walks off into a nearby room*
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*moments later a loud crash is heard followed by barely noticable cursing*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh damn, sorry subject Sas! *Wipes blood from face*

What happened, subject Venn?!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

...
Liberty Prime, Laser beam on subject M2's head...Now

And subject Sass it's uh...holy shit this is new. It seems that Kevin Bacon was a deer. It's Deer bacon. Woo hoo that shit tastes good!

Oh adn subject Vaudess,
*throws a bucket of Chinese Ice Cream at her*
A present to all the subjects after my conquest of Russia and half the UN.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

I'm on your back, Subject E, and the Liberty Laser isn't that accurate!

 

[DJude]

*VENN is heard from outside the room*
Uhh, subjects? heeeelp...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh thank you very much, subject E!

...What's wrong, subject Venn? *Goes after*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject M2, I gave him a much needed tune up when I rebuilt him. I basically upgraded everything especially his accuracy.

And your welcome subject Vaudess.