The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Singing Blue Oyster Cult*

Seasons don't fear the Reaper, Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain~
Hey, subjects.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject M2, you are wrong. This isn't a normal broom....THIS! IS! THE REAPER!

Subject Vaudess, is my face green? I think I have radiation poisoning.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Vaude! You got the reference!

*flips Subject BT off his back*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*on the floor*
Ow...
Subject BT, the only person who can destroy all things with the Reaper is Bill.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well said, subject BT. He's a monster with that broom.

Anyway, radiation poisoning?

 

[Sassafrass]

WAAAAAAA!!!
That is all, subjects. *Stalks off*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

*tackle hugs Subject Vaude*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Yeah, I was hit with a high dose of radiation during my work subject Vaudess, and I think my skin is turning green.
...
PIIIILLLZ HEEERE!
Ooooooh fuck no....Bill has just found some pills.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject Sas?

...At least it's not Louis, subject BT...

I'll take a look in a second, subject E. *Smile* Are you in pain?

*Pounce hugs subject M2*

 

[Sassafrass]

Bill, subject BT? I like him, my favourite character, he was.
And nothing, subject Vee. I had to get back here somehow. *Shrugs*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Yes....yes I am subject Vaudess.
...
Bill what are you doing?
No Bill no!
You can't have Reaper any more! Why do you think we took it away from yo-
*is being beaten by Bill with the Reaper*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

*has popcorn* I enjoy watching Subject BT being beat.

GAH!*pounce hugged*

 

[Sassafrass]

Oh, pass some popcorn to me please, subject Mudkip?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hm...Okay, Let's go get you sterilized subject E.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

*hands Subject Sas some popcorn* Here you go.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*is still being beaten*

Okay subject Vaudess.
Can't wait to see me with bug eyes can't you?

Grabin' Pills!
Oh mother of fuck...I thought we killed you Louis!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Bug eyes? Subject E?

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

*sees Louis* It's your time, son. *summons scythe* (subjects)

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Su-OW!-bje-OW!-ct M2! That would be a very bad choice!

Eh, never mind. I was thinking of the wrong thing.

 

[Sassafrass]

*Spits out popcorn*
Lewis is alive, subjects?! Wait, don't kill him. Just...capture him and bring him to me... *Revs power-drill*