The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Sassafrass]

Yeah, she is one of a few people who I've seen in games and hated straight away, subject Vee.
But she is British and British people make awesome villains... *Alan Rickman memories*

And I would, subject Mudkip but I may get attacked by a Sister soon. Unless that was you screeching at me.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

No, that was not me, Subject Sas.

 

[Sassafrass]

Well, subject Mudkip, I may be attacked by a Big Sister shortly.
So be prepared.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No way, subject E!

Subject Sas, I agree 100%!

*Calm* I see, subject BT. *Smiles* Now, I prescribe you 60CC's of Mind-bleach for good measure and further sessions if needed.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Sas, you can have some of my dark magic!

 

[Sassafrass]

Yes, I know your feelings towards Lamb, subject Vee. *Looks up* Ah, fu-*CRASH!*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Yep, apparently it war buried some where in a desert that intersected a forest. Then I entered a temple. It was like an Indiana Jones adventure.
Wait, lemme look through those diplomas....
*pulls one out*
...
You have a masters degree in Villainy subject Vaudess?!
*takes the mind bleach right on the spot*O_O
...
Wha? Where am I?

 

[Sassafrass]

She also appears to have one on being a Little Sister, subject E. *Gun-shots*
Oh, and being evil. *More gun-shots*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Hey! That is my job subject Vaudess! E means Evil remember!
*kicks a dead baby into mother Teresa's mouth and then forces her to chew on it, then takes pictures.*
*stabs a leukemic boys puppy and eats it right in front of him. Then wears the skin as a hat and throws the organs all over the kid, then after that replaces his insulin with sugar in a syringe*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject E, that was meh.

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject E, she's sort of Diet Evil. *SLASH!* Ow, dammit! Don't get blood on the jacket! *Gets dragged away*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Calm* You're safe, subject BT. *Smile*
*Removes glasses*
aaand that's enough therapy for one day. *Lets hair down*

Indeed I do, subject Sas! And you're probably right there. I've cut down significantly.

*Chuckles* Subject E. But come on, it can't be a shock to you. I used to have control over most governments until I got bored with my Ice empire.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Oh shut up subject M2 you say that about everything I do!
You even said that about Liberty Prime! And if you weren't on my back he could have killed you if I wanted him to.

Oh...alright then subject Sass I have nothing to prove then.

I wasn't surprised it's just, you know im the evil one.
Guys, I feel so...happy all of a sudden...
GROUP HUG!
*Group hugs everyone*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject E, who would have reaped my soul if I died?

 

[Lambi]

Did subjects mention me?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject Lambi...you have got to try these pills...they make you sooooo trippy and....happy....
Subject BT let me see those...
Subject BT this is acid.

Subject M2, I don't know Subject Toast...I don't know what your trying to get at with that.

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject BT, I would hug you but I'm currently occupied. *Points to Big Sister*
Ya know, in case you missed her. *CLANG!*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Point is, I can't die, Subject E.

 

[TheStickman]

Hello Subjects.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Indeed you are subject E.

*Group hugs subject BT*

Hi subject Lambi!