The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Mr.Mudkip]

Let me explain it, Subject BT. He's not smart enough to like, but he's too dumb to not hate.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*High 5's subject Vaudess*

Any way subjects, I will be in my studies doing work. I will need absolute silence
....
*bursts out laughing*
Like I can ever get that! Just try not to cause any more chaos....
....
*bursts out laughing some more*
Ah...ill be in my studies like I said.

Subject M2, im going to pretend I didn't hear that.

 

[TheStickman]

Bye Subject E.
You will be missed, Subject E.
WHAT?!

 

[DJude]

*dashes at M2 and cuts off the top of his head in a single movement*
*swings one sickle of his head and hooks it into the top of M2's head*
Huh? oh, yes Subject Vaude, very well infact...

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject E, you're welcome to.

 

[Sassafrass]

Ah, good, subject Lambi.
I swear my enter key is out to get me...

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*while walking, arm glows bright red, grabs subject Liberty Prime and literally starts dragging it into his cell*

 

[TheStickman]

I'm glad you are doing well, Subject Nev.
As long as you don't kill me I don't care Subject Nev.
WHAT?!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAeeeee. *Building blows up in China.* Tat I can subject Vaudess.
HEY! WHAT ABOUT ME SUBJECT VAUDESS?! I'M THE WORLD'S GREATEST DAREDEVIL! WATCH! *hops intto a flaming barrel going down a river with a huge current that leads to a waterfall, and the river is full of juged rocks, and people are shooting bullets at the barrel the whole hour subject Knievel is in it.* SEE?!
Well I don't really GIVE A FLYING SHIT care what you think of me... I'm utterly FUCK SHIT unimpressive.
Subject personalities, please stop grabbing for subject Vaudess' attention...

 

[DJude]

Eh?
*retracts both sickles*
Whats that Subject Kcits?
*looks at Kcits, eyes glowing red*
*strts walking towards Kcits*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

*kicks Subject Tourettes in the face*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

...
Hey subjects! Anybody want to come with me and eavesdrop on what subject E is doing?

 

[TheStickman]

Subject Knievel needs to get out of that barrel before he gets killed.
No, it's very entertaining, keep going Subject Knievel.

You need to control your AAAAAAAAeeeeeeing, Subject Fonz.
Can you blow up the Sphinx for me, Subject Fonz?
You shouldn't ask Subject Fonz to blow up Landmarks, Subject Kcits.
What do you care, it's not like you'll ever see it.
But I already have. *Holds up non-existent picture*
Never mind.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Rubs cheeckbone.* Uhh, subject M2, you remember our trip at tophat dinosaur island? I still have the twenty dinosaurs I befriended there. *The dinosaurs show up.*
Awwww yeah, FIGHT! *hides back in barrel, narrowly avoiding a bullet.*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Good to hear, subject Nev. *Nods*

Devil went down to Georgia, subject BT? Need a fiddle?

*Applauds subject Fonz and subject Knievel* Very talented, subjects!

 

[TheStickman]

Subject BT, that's not very polite.
I'll go, Subject BT.

Nothing, Subject Nev.
Do you, by any chance, want some lasagna, Subject Nev? *Holds up pan of lasagna*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Why shuld I do dat subject Kcits? And thank ya very much subject Vaudess. *Silent Aaaaaeeeee.*
Uggggh... Subject Personalities, please get a hold of yourselves...
And I can play fiddle subjects. (Really, I've been playing for 6 years.) I can play it.

 

[DJude]

*disappears*
...
...
*reappears behind Kcits with both sickle blades around his neck*
*evil smile*
*he pulls on both sickles and decapitates Kcits*
Ahehehehhh... RAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Yes I would subject Vaudess.

Okay subject Kcit-

MOTHER FUCKING! GRRR! WHY WONT THIS FUCKING WORK!
*You hear something being kicked*

...

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Dinosaurs, Subject Fury? I WAS BORN to hunt Dinosaurs. I even have the tattoo! *shows tattoo*