The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Mr.Mudkip]

*drinks tea* Ah, that's damn good, Subject Toast!

*warps to Subject Vaude*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Liberty Prime! Subject M2 is Communist! Shoot him with your laser beam!

I will destroy all Chinese Communism!
*shoots laser beams at subject M2*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

SUBJECT E, MY NAME IS SUBJECT SOH! *rebounds lasers at Subject E*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Facepalm* Fine, subject BT.

Subjects M2/Soh and E! Why are you fighting?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

...
Subject LP, shield please.

My wish is your command.
*gets in front of subject E, laser beam barely hurts subject LP.*

*not listening*
Subject LP, throw a damn grenade at him!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Vaude, it's me, Subject Soh. M2 is my body.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Apologies, subject Soh.
But why the hell are you two fighting?

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Because Subject E is filled with angst.

 

[Baby Eater]

They're fighting over the last bagel,subject Vaude.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Toast, I ate it already.

 

[Baby Eater]

Oh..

Then they're fighting over my hand in marriage subject Vaude.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

I would rather fight over Subject Vaude's, Subject Toast.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Wait a second...
Oh shit I know how subject E is like right now.

Subject LP, let me down so I can kill everyone in the damn room!

*puts subject E down

...
Were fucked.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject BT, what is it?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Try and stab him subject SOH, I dare you to try and see what happens.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

*stabs Subject BT* What?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

...
Well subject SOH, thanks for killing the whole upper and lower half of my body. Now im just a head. Again, thanks jackass.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Thanks, it's what I do, Subject BT!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Puts subject BT in headjar*
I'll get to work...

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I meant go stab subject E!
*head is crushed by subject E*
"VitaChamber Activated: Subject BT"