The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Lambi]

Ooh, a deathrace, subjects?
*Puuls out a seat besides subject Max, has own popcorn*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Lambi, hello.
I'm trying to make this race a tad more interesting.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

What would you suggest subject Max?
Sal? who are you talking to?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sal, oh just make it a bit more difficult in the race. I mean it is called a Death Race. Aren't I correct?

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

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[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Affirmative,Will make Race more interesting
Sal?
*Car flies forwards,gatling guns reverse and shoot at rex*
Sal!

 

[Sassafrass]

Hey, subjects, I bring forth evidence of epic idiocy.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/reviews/article-1262948/Kick-Ass-Dont-fooled-hype--This-crime-cinema-twisted-cynical-revels-abuse-childhood.html

Just read it...

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Damn, subject Sas.

*activates extreme shocks and flies into the air* Fuck! No shooting till we start!

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[Roxas1359]

Subject Sas, I don't need evidence of idiocy! I live in America, and to see idiocy I can just turn on the news!
Subject Sal, that's good but go after both Subjects Rex and Lycan, so to make it fair.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

(Sal is a A.I integrated into my car and most of my guns,as well as my laptop,she's programmed to consider me her master,going against me is against her programming)
I can't do that Subject Max
Sal,what the hell are you doing?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Lycan, this looks like a job for a Hacker!

 

[Sassafrass]

I guess, subject Max.
But this is a national paper that seems to be the BNP in disguise.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sas, I know. I follow politics all around the world. Is the BNP really as bad as I have read?

 

[Sassafrass]

Pretty bad, subject Max.
They've toned it down a bit in recent months but they were recruiting 9 year olds to the party at one point.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sas, anywhere else in the world that would be illegal. I remember reading about the leader of the party making racist remarks a while back.

 

[Sassafrass]

That is why they have stopped doing it now, subject Max.
I normally avoid politics like a plague but the BNP can't rally be annoyed when they say stuff like the article linked.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/03/07/bnp-in-apartheid-bid-to-keep-party-racist-115875-22090469/

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sas, that reminds me of what one of the types of Republican Parties, I don't remember which one, said that they were going to do a "purity test" to see who was a true Republican. If you didn't pass I think you got barred from that party.

 

[Sassafrass]

*Facedesk* The idiocy of some politicians knows no bounds it seems, subject Max.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sas, I think of it this way; "If there is a big idiot you know, chances are that in the future they will get into a high spot of power and make more money than you." It is very sad, but I'm finding it more and more true as I get older and read more about World History in my AP class. Oh and that if you do something good and are smart, there are chances that you'll be assassinated by an idiot.

 

[Sassafrass]

Truer words haven't been spoken, subject Max.