The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Smagmuck_]

Subject Sas, I'll drink her so far under the table she won't be able to see straight.

 

[Sassafrass]

Ohh, thank ye subject Waffles. *Takes handful, passes some to subject Mudkip*

Subject Toast, didn't you get a straw?

 

[TheStickman]

Hello Subject Venn. We were just watching Subjects Vaude and Smag having a game of drink.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*Starts twitching like a mad man*
Alcohol subjects...need...more...ALCOHOL!

 

[DJude]

Uhh, here you go Subject BLT
*a bottle of Jack mannifests in his hands*

Really Subject Kcits? hah, Subject Vaude will drink 'em under the table...

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Smag, if you do that, I'll jab myself in the eye with my own cattle-prod.

And then yours, just for funsies. ^_^

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Sure Subject Ckits! *Passes popcorn*

Hi Subject Venn! Awesome Avy!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Mudkip! Mudkip! (Thank you Subject Sass.)

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*takes it and starts giggling like an idiot*
Finally...I need more though!

Subject VENN, he gets like this when he's sober.

 

[TheStickman]

*Cries*
*Sigh* Fine Subject BT, if it'll shut you up... *Gives flask*

 

[Baby Eater]

You said you didn't have any subject Sas.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Right subject Sas, then I'll wake up in Vaudess' cell with no clothes on wondering what the hell happened the night before.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, are you having a drinking contest?*downs bottle of family made Grog*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hehe, thank you for the luck, subject M2.

Oh really, subject Smag? *Downs shot*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*guzzles the flask and jack down in a 2 minutes*
Im still sober subjects! I need more!

 

[TheStickman]

*Cries*
*Takes popcorn* Thank you Subject Waffles.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

What's wrong Subject Stick?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

WINNER IS MY OPPONENT!

Subject BT says he calls winner,
But then fair fight would not occur! Who here challenges Me!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject BT, I'd give you some Grog. But my family's Grog has a Ph of 2.

 

[DJude]

*sigh*
Here subject BLT...
*his eyes flash red and a large tank full of Tactical Nuclear Penguin appears in the room*

(Tactical Nuclear Penguin is the absolute most alchoholic drink ever, 32% of it is alchohol)