The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Smagmuck_]

*Pours two more*
Hmm, lastsh time we did this you were ash drunks as I ams.
*Downs another shot*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Jesus christ subject Max not DisneyLand!!!!

Impressive! no! No impressive!
Wait I no care, I need whiskey!!!!!

 

[Sassafrass]

Yes, a crazy straw, subject Toast. *Hands straw*
Subject Vee, shall I prepare to cattle-prod subject Smag in the eye? *Raises cattle-prod*

 

[DJude]

*eyes flash red and Knieval appears trapped inside a led straight jacket*
*picks up Knieval over his shoulder and throws him into the mouth of the creature outside*
Good luck, i guess... Subject BLT, how 'bout you try this?
*eyes flash red and a barrel of something appears at this side*
This is a specially made drink that is 99.9999% alchohol, go ahead, try it...

 

[TheStickman]

*Takes cover and pulls Subjects Stick, Lil' Jon, and Godfather under cover to.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Mudkip Mudkip! (Subject Vaude, now is the time! You can win now!)

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

If you'd like subject Sas.

*blushing a little from the drink*
Is this watered down, subject Smag...? *Downs another*

*Takes cover* How, subject M2?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*jumps into barrel and starts drinking*
GIVE ME MORE SUBJECT NEVS!

 

[Smagmuck_]

Nope, straight from the bottle, subject V.
...
Odd, I'm sober again.
*Pours two more shots*
*Downs one*
Seven.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*eyes completely glow bright red*
How bout the one where you try and escape from the mouth of one of the Abominates?
*eyes flash and an enormous grotesque kraken-like creature appears outside*
And you have to do it while stuck in a led straight jacket Subject Knieval...

(Sorry for late reactiom, i was doing somethin.)
*While flying in creatures maw.* SOUNDS GOOD TO MEEEEEEEEEE!
(subjects.)

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Mudkip, Mudkip! (Subject Vaude, use....the Spider Wine!)

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*eyes completely glow bright red*
How bout the one where you try and escape from the mouth of one of the Abominates?
*eyes flash and an enormous grotesque kraken-like creature appears outside*
And you have to do it while stuck in a led straight jacket Subject Knieval...

(Sorry for late reaction, I was peeling a hard-boiled egg.)
SOUNDS GOOD TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. * Says while flying into creature's maw.*

 

[Roxas1359]

Grog starts to become an acidic bomb*
Subjects, my Grog seems to be going nuclear!
*drinks it all*
Well this is going to hurt.

 

[Baby Eater]

Yay! Thankee subject Sas! *drinks with straw*

Totally biased cheating penguin attack go! *fires ice ball at subject Smag's booze freezing it solid*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Takes another shot*
Seven, subject Smag.

 

[Sassafrass]

Not at all, subject Toast. *Bows*

And thank ye, subject Vee! *Holds cattle-prod an inch away from Smags left eye* Bit more pressure for you, subject Smag.

 

[Smagmuck_]

*Sees bottle get frozen*
Damns, thatsh must've beens cold to fweeze jegermistersh.
*Is drunk*
*Smiles at Subject Vaudess*
*Pulls out another bottle of jeger*
*Pours two shots, downs one*
Eight.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Mudkip! Mudkip! (Subject Vaude, the Spider Wine!)

 

[DJude]

*sees Knieval fly into the mouth of the creature*
Heh heh, sucks to be him...
*laughs to himself because Knieval doesn't know about the series of bodily mechanisms inside the creature that utterly destroy anything it swallows*

*sees BLT*
Subject BLTs drunk huh...

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Walks back in with a ripped up straight jacket carrying the dead reamins of an unidentifyable beast on shoulders.* Anything else subject Nev?