The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Sassafrass]

Sure thing, subject Toast. *Makes a martini and passes it out from under duvet* There ya are, sir.
And give me a while, subject Vee. I have a crazy idea... *Hand wanders to waffle toaster*

 

[Rainboq]

SUBJECTS! THE WAITRESS FROM HELL!

 

[Baby Eater]

Thankee subject Sas *glug*

 

[Sassafrass]

No problem, subject Toast. *Places hand over hot waffle toaster*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Sure thing, subject Sas, take your time.

 

[Sassafrass]

*Closes waffle toaster on hand* ..Thank ye, subject Vee *Sounds of sizzling* Mmm...toasted hand.
*Mixes together Scotch, daiquiri and gin with free hand, slides it to Vee* There ya are, try that.

 

[Rainboq]

Subject BT, writers block?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

No subject Rain, coming up with it now.

Just one question, would Leo have to, I don't know, check in to the Hospital tower or something like that?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

S-Subject Sas! Your hand!
...
Thanks though. *Sips*

 

[Rainboq]

Subject BT, not with visitors, he'd just have to be careful

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject Sass, did you use the Amityville toaster and put waffles into it!?

Okay then subject Rain.

 

[Sassafrass]

Ah, don't worry about my hand, subject Vee. *Takes hand out* Just needed to see if I could feel pain any more. ...I can.
And how do you like the drink?

No, subject BT, I just put my hand in a waffle iron.

 

[Rainboq]

Subject BT, FOAMY THE SQUIRREL! HE IS OUR LORD AND MASTER!

 

[Baby Eater]

Subjects I bid thee goodnight *hugs all*

 

[Rainboq]

Night subject Toast!

 

[Sassafrass]

Night, subject Toast GOD! *Hugs and worships on knees*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

subject Rain, I know! Obey Foamy Obey Foamy Obey Foamy!

 

[Rainboq]

*sings*He is the lord and master, we all are bastards, bow down, or he'll stab your eyes 'till they bleed, he is the lord and master!~ (subjects)

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Night subject Toast! *hugs*

Subject Sas, that was very silly. *Wraps hand in bandage*
And yes, It's the best drink I've ever tasted.

 

[Sassafrass]

Aye, it may have been subject Vee.
And I'm glad you enjoyed the drink. I'll keep the recipe, just in case.