The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[BloodyThoughts]

I suggest we go to uh....
Uuuuh.....
Hmmm, I don't know subject Vaudess.

I have a bad feeling im going to be forced to come along with you guys...

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Points to Property of Waffles tattoo on Subject Vaude's left breast*

 

[Baby Eater]

*points to property of Toast tattoo on subject Vaude's right breast*

 

[Lambi]

Subjects, I return to find that the conversation has turned to Vaude's chest.
*sigh*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

I'll get that! *begins rubbing both of Subject Vaude's breast tattoos furiously*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

O///O I'll just get the lazer treatment, subjects! *Goes off to tattoo removal* *Painful screaming*
...
Okay, back to normal. Ow.

...It's alright, subjects. Anyway, suggestions on where to go for adventure?

...It's not so bad, subject E. You'll have fun?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

What the fuck subjects!

Subject Lambi, im sitting on her head looking adorable.

Also, subject Vaudess! Let's go to Sinnoh!

Alright ill go. But remember im still sick.

 

[TheStickman]

I left for FIVE goddamn minutes, Subject Lambi, and they're all talking about Subject Vaude's chest and there's a goddamn monster in the Asylum!

 

[Smagmuck_]

Charmander!
(Subject Vaudess, why don't we go on another space adventure?)

 

[TheStickman]

Subject Vaude, may I suggest you drop some of them off at the Pokemon Day-Care?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I didn't! Tequila is ************ Subject Vaude.

*Punches Subject M2*
MY BOOBIES!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*Faint attacks subject Waffles*
subject Waffles shut the fuck up and get in the back pack!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Kcits, I was performing a necessary service.

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Vaude lets go find some other forest critters and kill them!

 

[TheStickman]

Whatever, Subject M2.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Charmander! Charmander!
(You're not going to leave me at the poke-day care? Are you suject Vaudess?)

 

[TheStickman]

Bring them to Mt. Silver, Subject Vaude.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No, subject Smag, you aren't going to day-care.

So many options, subjects...!

...Perhaps subject Kcits.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

I agree with subject Toast. I want to kill Celibi.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Mumbles*
*Motorboats Subject Vaude*
*Jumps into backpack*