The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Smagmuck_]

Subjects...
I...
Must...
Grab...
Boobies...

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Then get off the internet and do it the old fashioned way subject Smag!
...
Yes, I am talking about paying a prostitute.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject E, it's 10;30 at night and most of the girls I know are either in a relationship or lesbiens!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject Smag, for poor desperate kids like you...

Prosti-fucking-tustion.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject BT! I do not want to stick my trouser snake anywhere near a vagina that can take a four-lane highway! D:<

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject E! Subject Smag!
...
Then your hopeless.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject E, you're a dick... >:|

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Thanks subject Smag. That's what im supposed to be.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject E. Why are all the girls in this town sluts? :/

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Cause 99.999% of girls your age are sluts subject Smag.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject E, that number is too small.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject E. I can think of...
*Counts on fingers*
Five girls who arn't sluts and still smokin' hot...

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject M2, they are 16-17 year olds, I can't get an exact answer.

Subject Smag, they are still sluts, think about it. You haven't seen what they have done to a certain person when no one is around...

 

[Smagmuck_]

>:|

Subject E, I'm with them half the time.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

And when your not with them subject Smag? You never know.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Vae Victis, Subject Smag!

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject E. Then we're at school.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject E, just stop. What did I say about messing with peoples heads?

Alright fine.

 

[Smagmuck_]

G'night subjects!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Awww! Now I have no one to talk to subjects!

That makes me a saaaad panda...