The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Roxas1359]

Subject bought stocks in Toyota.

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject bought stocks in Yoshi slippers.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject did not by stocks in Yoshi slippers.(They are awesome)

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject stole my Yoshi slippers.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Subject is crying over Yoshi Slippers.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast accuses people of theft, frames them, takes them to court, and makes a fortune.
Subject does not know how awesome they are.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

"PRISONER TRANSFER"
*marching sounds*
*door opening sounds*
*more walking sounds*
*shackles clank against each other*
*sounds of muzzle being taken off*

"[b]PRISONER SEARCH[/b]"

*ruffling sounds*

[i]"*GRUNT*"[/i]

"er.......okay he can keep them"

*Sounds of key being inserted into lock*
*shackles fall to floor*
*sounds of airtight door opening and heavy footsteps*

"Give him his things"

*several clanking and thuds are heard*
.......................*zip*...................................*ruffling and thuds of heavy fabric*..........................................*tightening of rivets*.....................
*footsteps start again much heavier and closer*
..................................................................

[i][b]*GROOOOOOOOOAAAANA*[/b][/i]

*GG enters the room*
.........................................hello everyone.
*looks around*
..................................................meh I guess the new asylum is pretty good.
Anyways.
Subject has the concentration of cocaine in subject's bloodstream that would kill most, insanity is only way subject could still be alive.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject knows too much and must be silenced!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Subject is trying to prevent Sephiroth from finding the Promised Land! Send him to the Asylum!

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Max is aware of my abuse over the judicial system*bang*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject is not assisting me in the hitting of people's heads with Encyclopedias in CAliforniw because of the stupidity of the colleges.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Subject obviously doesn't know that the Encyclopedia Brittanica is better for such things.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject does not know that it is better to hit them with "Poor Richard" and have Ben Franklin hurt their minds.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Subject doesn't know that it's just easier to throw big rocks at the backs of their heads.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject throws large rocks at children, horribly injuring them.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Subject is going to the asylum for falling for my trap and for injuring children.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject lacks hatred.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject is known to break into many homes and then proceed to drive up their electric bill and eat all of their food.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

@M2 Subject made a Naruto reference?