The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[BloodyThoughts]

Hi subject Waff-
OH GOD SUBJECT E! ENOUGH AND, OH GOD JEEZ IT FUCKING HURTS! I SERIOUSLY THINK MY BONES SHOULDN'T BE TWISTING THAT WAY!!!

 

[Sassafrass]

She told me she is playing Bioshock 2, subject Toast.
And I feel really quite weird and I don't mean in a forum way, I mean in a real life way.

 

[Baby Eater]

Why's that subject Sas?

Subject Waffles! *bro hug*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Subject Toast! *Bro hug*

 

[Sassafrass]

I dunno, subject Toast, I've just sort of gone all light. I may go off-line for a bit.

Hey, subject Waffles.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*tries to crawl out of vents*
S-subjects...you gotta help me, subject E is-
*gets pulled back in*
Oh god! Jesus subjects help! Oh god, I didn't even know you could pull out my liver like that!

 

[TheStickman]

Gentlemen?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Yeah...subject Kcits, subject E is currently ripping subject BT apart. So ill be talking...
Hello subject Kcits. I am subject Triple M.

 

[Sassafrass]

Hey, subject Kcits.

And subjects, I leave for a while. See you in about an hour or so.

 

[TheStickman]

I have seen you before. I've never had the chance to talk to you though.

So, why is Subject E tearing Subject BT apart? Was it another one of E's crazy experiments?

 

[TheStickman]

Bye Subject Sas.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Peace Subject Sas.

Hi Subject Kcits.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

No...subject E is just REALLY pissed off at subject BT.

Bye subject Sass.

 

[TheStickman]

Reason, Subject Triple M?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Apparently subject E got into a coma by being nice to subject BT. Then subject BT tried to help...again...and set subject E on fire, subject Kcits.

 

[TheStickman]

Subject BT has a thing about doing that, Subject Triple M.

 

[Baby Eater]

Subjects I think Gustave [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustave_(crocodile)] might be hunting for every human in existence. I want him as a pet.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*sets subject Kcits on fire, while still in the vents. and not touching him with anything*
Okay! I have no idea how I did that!
OH JEEZ MY 4TH HEART!

Apparently he does subject Kcits...

Eh, ive been doing that since I was a child subject Toast.

 

[TheStickman]

While you're doing that, Subject Toast, can you drop by Athens, Georgia and uproot the Son of The Tree That Owns Itself and bring it here? I want to plant it in my garden.

 

[Baby Eater]

Son of the Tree That Owns Itself,subject Kcits?