The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject BT, what can Platypi do besides swim and have little ineffectual poison stingers?

 

[TheStickman]

A cake? I don't remember. I'll be back after I check.

 

[TheStickman]

Secrete milk from their sweat glands, Subject M2.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject M2, they are the mixture of like, EVERY animal in existence!

How can you not like them!?

 

[TheStickman]

Do you have any other Platypi, Subject BT?

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Stick, you realize that breasts are modified sweat glands, right?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

No, sorry subject Stick...

 

[TheStickman]

Yes, Subject M2, and who's to say that Platypi don't have them ALL OVER THEIR BODY?

 

[TheStickman]

I wonder if any live in Louisiana...

 

[TheStickman]

Okay, I have Wikipedia'd "Platypus", and it says, "Although possessing mammary glands, the Platypus lacks teats. Instead, milk is released through pores in the skin."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Hi Subjects!
Ahem....Mr. Waffles....
Oh I'm sorry! Subjects this my new personality The Executioner!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

So subject M2, it's my opinion!
Don't like it? Go cry to your mommy! There's nothing you can do to change that I think that cat girls are abominations!

Hi subject Waffles!
Hi subject Executioner! Can you execute subject M2 please?

 

[TheStickman]

Hello Subject Waffles and Executioner.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Sorry Subject BT I'm off work right now.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Awww!
....
What if I decide to...pay you subject Executioner...
*shows 50000 dollars*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I can't be bribed Subject BT, I only kill the people who deserve it.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Damn it!
Please don't make me ask subject E subject Executioner! Please!!!
I heard my name...

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject BT, Subject E couldn't kill me if he tried.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject Epsilon could subject M2, he doesn't have the nerve to ask me or subject Epsilon.

Where is he by the way?
Probably in the shadows...like he always is...

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Sorry Subject BT, bound by my oath.