The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[TheStickman]

No, Subject BT.

Hi-de-ho, good Subject Toast!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

We already did that subject Waffles...
Wait, subject BT isn't it usually you who is full of ideas?
I know...scary isn't it?

 

[Sassafrass]

Heyo, subject Toast. *Grapple hug*

And I too am out of ideas, subject BT.

 

[Baby Eater]

Subjects is it bad that I find Sonic Unleashed incredibly fun?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

HOW ARE WE BROTHERS SUBJECT TOAST!?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Yes!
*eats subject Toast*
Actually, I might find it as an abomination, but I respect your opinion.

 

[TheStickman]

SUBJECT TOAST, DO YOU NEED AN EXORCIST?

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Waffles I bloody hate the night levels and mission hub but if I get to make a coked up rat run so fast his blue furry balls tear off from friction I'm in bliss. I never understood why the 3D games are considered shit anyways

 

[TheStickman]

Well, you just said what everybody else does, Subject Toast. NOBODY LIKES TO DO ANYTHING ON SONIC GAMES EXCEPT RUN AROUND REALLY GODDAMN FAST. THAT'S WHY SEGA PULLED THEIR HEADS OUT OF THEIR ASSES AND ARE MAKING SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 4.

 

[Baby Eater]

I know subject Kcits. I'm so excited ^_^. Now I just need a credit card >.<

 

[TheStickman]

Yeah, Subject Toast, from what I've seen in Nintendo Power, it'll be like the old ones. I can't wait.

 

[TheStickman]

I'm going to be buying meself a Wii Points Card next time I get the chance and save some for Sonic the Hedgehog 4.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Spittake*
Sega is making a REAL, CLASSIC SONIC GAME?
(Subject)

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*comes out as a ghost*
Subjects...I was just killed by a thing.
What kind of thing subject E?
Well uh...
It's a really...big..........thing.
That's it? A really big thing?
Well, I couldn't get a clear look at the thing before it killed me.

 

[TheStickman]

Apparently, in the first world, Dr. Robotnik will have a wrecking ball type thing chained to his little hover-thing. (I don't know what it's called)

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I think I know what it is Subject BT.....

 

[TheStickman]

Yep, Subject Waffles, if you've heard of Project Needlemouse, this is what it is becoming, a new, classic Sonic game.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Well, I wanna hear a story from subject E subject Waffles!
...
Sigh, fine...

After subject M2 left, I went into my room to work and...
I came and you said I was your bestest friend ever!
Subject BT get out of the story!
Yeah BT, get out of the story!
Subject Tucker, now your interrupting it.
Im just here to punch up the story a little, watch this.
*for some reason, subject Vaudess is being voiced by Tucker*
Hey everybody, im really tired after all the hug wars,
can someone help me out of these clothes, this shirt is soo itchy.
(You all thought I wasn't going to do this part, did ya?)
Bow chicka bow- woah...stories over!
*subject E is pointing ghost gun at Tucker*

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Kcits that's the Egg Crusher /fanboyism

I didn't hear it was on Wii too.

 

[TheStickman]

Let me type out a few sentences from Nintendo Power.

"It's also got multitiered level designs, secret nooks hidden behind destructible walls, lamp-post check points, adorable woodland creatures that emerge from vanquished badniks, a spinning-leg animation when Sonic reaches top speed, as well as springs, tunnels, corkscrews, loop-de-loops, and everything else that ought to comprise an old-school Sonic game.

*Drool*