The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Fury Is Me.]

Apparently you don't. If you knew, his head would have flown off. THIS is how you swing a hammer. *Swings and knocks subject Smag's head off, into the wall, where it explodes, leaving a large crack in the titanium walls of the asylum.* And if subject Max is here, I had to point this out. In ep 385, why did they send the Devil fruit guys only into the submarine? Fucking ridiculous.

 

[Rainboq]

Subject Harlequin, be quiet, *grabs hammer*
*knocks off subject Harlequins torso*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Respawn* Hmm, looks like you learned something just then, but can you do this? *Swing shammer, hits subject Rain, Subject rain explodes and guts fly everywhere, not a single part is distingguishable amongsst the gore.*

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subjects, my head hurts...

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Walks in wearing purple suit and fedora,with a green bow tie and a yellow waistcoat*
Hello subjects.
Is there any trouble here?
*Brandishes razor cards*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

There is now subject Lycan. *Swings hammer hard at subject Lycan. Subject Lycan gets de-atomized.* Now there's not.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*reappears behind Fury*
Why so angry?
*Slits throat with razor card*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Respawns*
*Swings hammer even harder at subject Lycan. Subject Lycan get's ripped down to Quarks (Quarks make up atoms, kinda.)*
No reason subject Lycan.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Enough!
LET THIS BE OUR FINAL BATTLE YOU AND I!
*Takes away hammer and chucks katana,then picks up own*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I AGREE! *Whips out two large, backhanded knives, about 3 feet long each.*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Spins katana and slices at Fury's arm*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Dodges then Leaps high and places both daggers in front of self, then spins, making them stwirl like a fan blade, flies at subject Lycan.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Jumps and lands on Fury's back*
*Stabs katana into Fury's spine and beheads him*
*Cleans blade*
Our battle is done.
*Enters office*

 

[Rainboq]

*sets off a nuke*
*from bunker, millions of kilometers away*
I win

 

[Lambi]

Subjects, I return.
*sigh*

And I return to another battle, it seems...

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*office is left standing*
Overkill Subject Rain,as I already killed subject Fury.
Suppish subject Lambi.

 

[Rainboq]

Hey subject Lambi!

 

[Sassafrass]

Heyo, subject Lambi. *Pounce hugs*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, I'm back and I'm going to make my Wii region free.

 

[Rainboq]

Subject Lycan, Overkill is the only kill I do!