The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Baby Eater]

Just keep him away from chocobos subjects.

 

[Lambi]

Subjects, you have to try this.
http://www.whotookspaz.org/randomflash/busyyouare.swf

Subject Kcits, I already know you've tried it. No need to tell me.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject Lambi, I got:
Horrible
Condom
Who likes to
Sleep on
Crocodiles....

FUCK YES!

 

[TheStickman]

Slob.

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Neko I'm a Slam-dancing perpetrator who likes to spit at toilets

 

[TheStickman]

I am a Magnificent Hobo who likes to shit on cocksuckers.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject Neko?
Eh, ill play along.

Now I am a: Scrawny beauty who likes to eat lesbians...

 

[TheStickman]

Wait wait wait, I am a Cock-Heavy Dragon who likes to feed Wile E. Coyote?

 

[TheStickman]

I am a Jolly Sex God who likes to swim with vaginas.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects aren't advertising are they?*dressed as Inquisition Cardinal*

 

[TheStickman]

Not at all, Subject Max.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

No No we aren't subject Max!

We are just trying to play a game and-
*accidentally shows subject Max a "I am a 21 year old virgin who will do it with anyone as long as they pay me" ad on Craigslist*
...
I need money alright!

 

[Lambi]

No, subject Max. I just thought it'd be funny to share it. Is that so wrong?

 

[Baby Eater]

Subjects I'm a Godly attorney who likes to punch Canada!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Max, stand down. *Mudkip Legion Commander uniform*

 

[TheStickman]

I am a Rare Boytoy who likes to stomp oxen.

 

[TheStickman]

Subjects, take a seat. *Is dressed as Chris Hansen*

 

[Baby Eater]

Subjects I'm confused. It said I'm a boob-sucking nipple

 

[TheStickman]

I am a Drunken Boytoy who likes to pay hot bitches.

 

[TheStickman]

Subject Toast, it said I am a Large Breasted Nipple who likes to fatten cocksuckers.