The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[TheStickman]

I'm just fine, Subject Vaude. It appears the other Subjects have problems of their own. Subject Venn and his painkillers, Subject E and BT with that gelatinous cube, Subject Soprano and his song singing, and Subject Rex and his being but a projection. I assume you're well, Subject Vaude?

 

[TheStickman]

Keep singing Beatles songs, Subject Soprano, they're my favorite band.

Did you get Subject BT try to eat it, Subject E?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Grand, subject Kcits. A little beaten up, but grand. *Grins* But hey, without the problems, this place'd be boring right?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Basically everything is disintegrated....
Again subject Vaude....
Get the couch ready.

No I didn't subject Kcits.

Spoiler: subject Soprano says to subject E

Spoiler: Subject Soprano says to subject Kcits

 

[TheStickman]

I guess so, Subject Vaude. Why are you beaten up?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Vaude, I think I have a way to limit Subject Whitney's power.

 

[Sassafrass]

And I've returned, subjects.
And I am mourning the loss of yet another PRIATE admin. Seems they are cursed.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject Sass, if you ever need me, remember, im here.

It sucks so hard that Teddy is gone. She will be missed. Another member that deserves to be on an Escapist Hall of Fame list.

 

[TheStickman]

Hello Subject Sas. And the loss of Teddy has affected us all. I think...

 

[DJude]

*a bright red figure comes from VENN and it appears to be Nev*
WHAT!? Subject Vaude! who hurt you? shall i kill them!?
*VENN grabs the figure and slams it against the floor*
No! no killing anyone today! now get back in the lock!
*the figure disappears in a flash of red energy*
Sorry, when i was away Subject Nev went and killed the entire population of a large country without my permission, so he's being impriosned in my mind for a bit...

and Subject Vaude, as of now, i am completely numbed to pain....

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Reassuring hugs subject Sas* Don't worry...I'm sure it's just a bit of bad luck.

Subject Kcits, if your the kind of person who can barely leave the house without accidentally hurting yourself, don't got to a funfair, you will only regret it.

*Sigh* I'm sorry, subject E.

Subject Max?

Well that's good to hear, subject Venn. And tell subject Nev not to worry, it was an accident on my behalf.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I'm baaack!
And I brought a bigger axe!

Stop it!

No, I wanna test my new axe!

I said stop it!

Awww... But it's a shiny axe...

 

[Sassafrass]

Hey, subject BT and Kcits.
It has got to us all, subject Ktics, even me and I didn't really speak to her a lot. Plus, I've still got to replace Commi or just remove him as an Admin. I haven't done it yet as I hope he will come back but I doubt he will so it seems I'm holding out for something that has little to no chance of happening.

Subject Vee, if it's bad luck, it seems to be stalking me in nearly everywhere I go. *Hugs back*

 

[TheStickman]

Funfair? I love funfairs. I haven't gotten hurt at a funfair yet, but it's only a matter of time.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

*Astro-project* Seems subject Evil Whitney has gotten too strong. Please fix her.

End of transmission.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sas, who left now?
Subject Vaude, I may need to borrow your perverted side or Subject Violence for a bit.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Spoiler: Subject Soprano says to subject E...

Go go go go fuck yourself!~~~*In a singing voice*

Subject Soprano Scram! No one likes you not even your mother!

Spoiler: Subject Soprano sings

What are you sorry subject Vaude?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Heh you and I both, subject Kcits!

Venus or Violence? Why, subject Max?

Because you've had such bad luck, subject E...*Makes sofa bed up*

 

[Sassafrass]

Demented Teddy, subject Max. But it was a forced leaving by her parents.

 

[Lambi]

Subjects, time for another depressing comic from Cyanide & Happiness' Depressing Comic Week. This one really gets to me...

Spoiler