The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Claymorez]

I AM BACK!

Your a professional! A professional! You don't shout! I think to myself.

What are the subjects up to now?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Subject Smagmuck, your poscount...
It's... It's...
IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!

*Turns off Vegeta voice filter*

 

[Claymorez]

Subject Rex is deceptively funny

Any one got a spare scouter? Mine is in the shop.

 

[Smagmuck_]

MWA HA HA HA HA HA HAA!
(subjects)

 

[Claymorez]

I'll take that as a no!

Subject smag likes to laugh randomly.

 

[Rainboq]

Subject Smag.... *smacks with white glove*

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject Rain, Apartments!

 

[Claymorez]

Subject rain is easy to anger....

 

[Rainboq]

Subject Smag, I beat you there

Subject Clay, *smacks with Daemonhammer*

 

[Claymorez]

I dodge and backhand subject Rain so he hits the floor. Then walk away, swagger in every step.

I have developed unexpected rage...I AM GOING MAD

 

[Rainboq]

Subject CLay, we put **s around our actions here
*shoots subject Clay with the MIRV*

 

[Claymorez]

I smile evilly as I reveal that subject rain has shot a pillow case I had dressed up and held infront of me with a hole in it. Then I run over and use it at a grott to strangle subject rain.

I may be mad! But I am still gonna get you!

Spoiler

What was **s meant to mean?

 

[Rainboq]

Spoiler: Clay

When ever you do an action, you place a * at the begining and a * at the end, to show that its an action

*Summons Khorne Berserkers*
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

 

[Claymorez]

*Unfolds portable terminator power armour of grey knight and power halberd. Face Berserkers and start chanting*

"I am the Hammer. I am the sword in His hand. I am the Gauntlet about His fist. I am the Bane of His foes and the woes of the treacherous. I am the End."

*Cut through besekers and then leap forth, using armour to get in close and smack Suject rain in the knee, breaking it, before jumping back ready for next attack*.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

That looks loke fun, subjects!
*Takes out axe*
*Starts bashing both the Khorne berserkers and subject Clay*

 

[Claymorez]

Subject rex comes up from behind me.

"Damn!"

I cry as my right hand is broken!

"That was my FAVOURITE RIGHT HAND!"

I shout, as I take on another beserker

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Do you have an other right hand, subject Clay?
*Laughs maniacally while bashing berserkers, furniture and random bystanders with an axe*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*POP*
Suppish subjects.

 

[Claymorez]

"I don't have a replacement..."

I mutter as I let my rage lose on another berserker.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Well then, make a new one, subject Clay!