The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Fury Is Me.]

I have acomputer that connects to a computer in the matrix. You guys need to get out of there, the real world is great! There's magic. MAGIC!

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Fury, the real world is destroyed.
That magic is just the Architect fooling you.

[sup]Note: Please note I understand little to nothing at all about the Matrix films.
I watch them for its action, guns and slo-mo kung-fu sexiness.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

Magic, you say, subject Fury?

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject Fury is lying... I snorted both pills.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*puts on sun glasses*
Subject Sass, I know kungfu!
*jumps up into air and does a bunch of kungfu moves behind that green Matrix screen*
*is attempting a slo-mo kung fu drop kick on subject Sass*
*is going super slowly*
...
Well isn't this great! I just couldn't go with fast paced action, I just had to choose the super slo-mo...
Ill be here all week. The Matrix did it to me again!
*is trying to reach Sass*
Im gonna get you!
...
Almost there!
Almost gotcha!
Allmoooost...
Gah!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Smag, your not supposed snort them! I don't care that it is 4/20, you aren't supposed to snort pills.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

[force update]

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject Max, I'm still tripping balls.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

It's not fake, it's not destroyed, some big dude came round a corner and offered to show me something interestingg, he offered me two pills, I took the red one and now I can jump in the air and make my perspective spin while i'm frozen in midair.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Smag, see what happens when you snort pills!

 

[Smagmuck_]

*Maniacle laughter*
(subjects)

 

[Sassafrass]

*Sides steps subject BT* Ah, subject BT, you have a lot to learn. *Rips a magically bendy pole from the ground* Seriously, watch the fight scene in the second Matrix between Neo and the Smiith agents. The fucking pole bends! I didn't know you could bend metal so easily!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Smag, the pills are stuck in your nose aren't they?

 

[Smagmuck_]

*Naisily* Yes, subject Max.

 

[Sassafrass]

*Sighs* Subject Smag, you had to invert the colour scheme, didn't you?
[sup]Someone had to reference that xkcd comic somewhen![/sup]

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Dr.Cox , help me with trying to get them out.

 

[Sassafrass]

Sure thing, subject Max. *Grabs tray* No, wait, that's Dr. Jan Itor...

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Good night subjects.

 

[Smagmuck_]

*Deeply inhales*
*Starts trippin'*
Woah, subjects.

 

[Roxas1359]

Night Subject Fury.
Subject Dr.Cox, you know that you can't do anything without me.