The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Fury Is Me.]

*Finishes draining half of some random man's blood* Alright subject Alucard.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subjects... Penis, that is all.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Subjects... Testicles... That is all. (A cake if you can guess what show I just refered to.)

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject Fury. Family guy...

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Fury...gimme my blood back, please? *Collapses*

[sup]I needed a niche to get back in so I shall be that random guy that Fury bit![/sup]

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Hands Subject Smag a cake made of blood, with blood clot icing.* (It's made of the blood that's been sittin on the wound for a while, but it's quit yet a full clot, so it's kinda blobish so...) Enjoy subject Smag

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject Fury, eww.

 

[Sassafrass]

Oh don't me, subjects.
Just dyin' here...

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Oh, sorry subject Sas. *Spits blood back into subject Sas.* But you're a vampire now, I can't lift the curse... Unless you et some purify that's in Dracula's castle, for some odd reason. (Reall cake made of flour, eggs, sugar, butter, and icing if you can guess which game I just made a reference to.)

 

[Lambi]

Actually, subject Fury, only an A-class vampire and up can turn anyone into a vampire. You're only E-class.

 

[Sassafrass]

I am immune to vampirism, subject Fury. [sup]Doe to something I'm pretty sure I've taken from a game but I don't know what...[/sup]

And I'm gonna have a random stab at the reference and say Castlevania and be really wrong.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Fury, you are nowhere near the abilities of a C-class, nevermind an A-class. You'll never be able to take me on, I fear.

 

[Lambi]

Subject Soh, he only needs more training. But that'll have to wait until tomorrow. And now, another one of Lambi's personality would like to take control.

*Switches to Susan*

Hi, subjects!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Susan, Subject? She wouldn't happen to be Alternate Reality:Apartments Susan, would she?

 

[Lambi]

Nope, subject Soh. She got my name, not the other way around. I started as Lambi's second personality, Kawaii-Lambi. He then finally gave me a name.

 

[Sassafrass]

Hey, subject Susan. *Waves*

Now excuse me subjects, I'm going to bed.
... ... ... ...*Breaks down laughing* No, I'm actually going to get some munchies so I'll be back in a bit.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, hello.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I am immune to vampirism, subject Fury. [sup]Doe to something I'm pretty sure I've taken from a game but I don't know what...[/sup]

And I'm gonna have a random stab at the reference and say Castlevania and be really wrong.

Castlevania 64 actually. And I did not know that subject Alucard. Well, it doesn't matter now, you're gone. So... I'll just go do some vampire things, staying out of the sun, being menacing and humanity's greatest fearr yet greatest dream at the same time, y'know. In the mean time, subject Knievel will be in for me.
UUUUHHH WHAT'S THE SITCHES BITCHES?!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Huh. Interesting. I always wondered where you went, Subject.
Hello, Subject Max.

 

[Lambi]

Bye, subject Sas! *Hug*

Hello, subject Max.