The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[VaudevillianVeteran]

So the bi-polar route, subject Sas? Though I don't blame you about the Megaton thing. Bloody Moira Brown...!

Where'd you get that rock, subject Smag?

I always do two playthroughs, subject BT.

...*Stumbles out of breakroom, bloodstained and humming 'I don't want to set the world on fire'...

 

[Lambi]

*Transforms into God-Kefka*
So, a battle of epic proportions? I think I can handle that!
*Prepares Light of Judgement*

Subject Riddler, quiet you! I am the god around here!

Oh, but I do, subject Violence. Indeed I do...

 

[Fury Is Me.]

We'll see about that subject Queefka
*Gasps and covers mouth with hands* Subject Locke!
Ah, it's fine subject Terra, let's just kick his ass. *Leaps high*
Uh, r right subject Locke! *Prepares haste*

 

[Sassafrass]

Ooo, touch a nerve did I, subject Kefka?

Aye, subject Vee. And I always do that quest for her first. The perks you get for it are handy.
Well...I do that or crush her dreams. Which is fun.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

...
Is havoc and chaos going on right now subjects? If so then subject-

*sniff sniff*
Hmmm...I smell...chaos....
*starts laughing to self*
Epsilon...can sniff this sort of stuff out..

Subject E! Id look out!
*gets up again*
Aw man, now i gotta fix the door. Damn you Narnia and you ***** slapping me!

What did you say-
*gets killed by subject Epsilon*

 

[Smagmuck_]

*Muffled by rock*
ACME, subject Vaudess.

 

[Sassafrass]

Hmm...are they a reliable company, subject Smag?

 

[Lambi]

And what are you two going to do against a god, subjects Locke and Terra?
As I remember correctly, you had four at once against me. You are only two. So bugger off!

Subject Riddler, I'll touch all your nerves if you don't shut your trap!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...*Laughs*...Oh Joe!...
*Facepalm*...Ignore that, subject Kefka. She doesn't do well with names...

Oh ACME, subject Smag? They're back in business?

Yeah, I realized that on my second playthrough, subject Sas. D'oh.

'Fraid so, subject BT. Quite a bit of it too.

 

[Sassafrass]

[Hits subject Kefka over the head with a coffee-pot] Caffeine will KILL YA!

Heh, I didn't realise til my 4th play-through, subject Vee.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject Sas and Vaudess, I havn't seen them break before.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I'm going to do this subject Kefka.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"VitaChamber Activated: Subject E"

Dammit! Why is it always me?

It's not always you...watch...
*starts walking towards subject M3*

Uh oh...
Stay back! I have a crutch!
*starts swinging crutch around*
*crutch gets snapped in half by him*
...
I had a crutch!
*tries to run away, but falls over because of bad leg*
Damn me and my luck.

Hmm, well it looks like subject Epsilon is focused on subject M3 and E subject Vaudess.

 

[Sassafrass]

Hmm...I may have to look them up ten, subject Smag.

 

[Lambi]

I really don't care as long as she causes destruction and mayhem, subject Vaude.

Subject Riddler, that was a horrible joke. *Burns Riddler with Firaga*

Subject Locke, you only have your basic equipment at the moment.

*Casts Light of Judgement at Locke and Terra*

 

[Sassafrass]

*While on fire* Subject Kefka, aas anyone told you that you have a SERIOUS IMPULSE CONTROL PROBLEM?!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Epic swords disappear* The hell?! when did you get th-... shit...
*Casts reflect on the group.*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*While on fire* Subject Kefka, aas anyone told you that you have a SERIOUS IMPULSE CONTROL PROBLEM?!

The Magitek he was combined with made him go insane, so of course he's trippin balls, especially now that he has real magic.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I heard that a lot of their products malfunction, subject Smag?

Poor subjects, subject BT...

...Dear oh dear oh dear...*SLICE*...*MAIM*...*SPLATTER*...Oh dear...*Laughs*...

 

[Lambi]

Anything wrong with that, subject Riddler?

*Light of Judgement hits Reflect and a little gets through*

Enjoying yourself, subject Violence?

Spoiler: Subjects should watch this...

http://www.whotookspaz.org/randomflash/loituma_oh_shit.swf