The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[DJude]

*appears beside Toast* Now what the bugger are you up to?

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Venn we're futhering my mad sciencing by making a tank made of nachos.

 

[DJude]

But what about our old tank made of nachos Subject Toast? *points to nacho tank*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I highjacked the tanker, subject Toast.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*comes in and eats nacho tank*
Mmmmm....oh, was that your tank Subject VENN?

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Venn we forgot to make it so dirt wouldn't get in the cheese. I'm using hacked PS3s to make a forcefield on the bottom.

Good job Vaude. Go harbour it by the asylum

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Subject Rex brought the giant microwave!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Wakes*
*belly and chest split open*
*Fully grown normal version of self climbs out*
*Shakes*
Hello subjects.

 

[DJude]

H-Hello, Subject... Lycan?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Woah, that was fucking trippy, subject Lycan!

Subject Toast, what do I do with the hostages?

 

[Sassafrass]

...Hey, subject Lycan.
That was in no way weird.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Hello subjects.
I have no way to explain that.
*Looks at corpse of old self*
*Scratches neck*

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Lycan is a chestburster! *puts on predator suit*

If they don't join us Vaude, kill them.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

...Hi? Subject Lycan?

...I ate the tank...Give me attention Subjects!

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Vee, terminate them.
[sub]And by "terminate", I mean "tickle".[/sub]

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

subject toast, what about the nachos?

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject BT we haven't made it yet. You ate the one that went bad.

We already have the chips Rex.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

What!
*pukes all over subject Baby Eater*
Ugh I feel-
*pukes again*
Like that...wheres the-
*pukes*
real one?

 

[DJude]

*points to Predator Badge*
I've got it Subject Toast

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

yay! *munch, munch, munch*