The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Where've you been then, subject Lycan? *Smiles*

 

[Rainboq]

Subjects, I'm back temprorily

Also, subject Vaudess, are you still in the apartments?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Here,there,everywhere.
I've been here on occasion but you haven't been on.
But now you are!
*Hugs again*
Anyway,would you like to test guns with me?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes, I think I am, subject Rain. But albeit unable to post until GG gets back it seems.

*Eyes light up* New guns, subject Lycan?!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Indeed subject Vaudess.
*Walks into Vault and shoots Rain with drunky gun*
*Then Vv with filler gun*
How do you feel subjects?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Not sure yet, subject Lycan. What are the effects of that one?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Looks at the side*
Any moment now you should be as big as a house due to unnecessary organs and layers of skin,subject VV.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

O_O I take it that particular gun is used in war situations, subject Lycan? *grows*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Or if I want to roll around as a ball.
*Notices you'll grow to big for the room*
Give me a mo
*Snaps fingers and room explodes,debris pauses in mid air with a second snap*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Uh...please tell me that you have a solution to this, subject Lycan?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Of course subject Vv
*Pulls out a rather large pin and a bull magnum*
Which would you prefer?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hmm...
The magnum, subject?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

As you wish,subject Vv
*Throws pin away and aims Magnum at belly*
*Fires*
*Subject pops and is left standing as they were normally,with massive of amounts of dead skin*
Are you okay subject?
*Searches for another gun in the vault*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Disgusted, but doing A-Ok, subject Lycan! *Shudders and thumbs up*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

How did the effects feel?
And I have a quick question,have you seen 9 yet?
*Raises stitchpunk gun*
Or would you prefer soemthing else?
*Raises Cartooniser and kitten gun*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I really want to see it, subject Lycan. *Self-operating to fix skin*
It looks so artistic, you know?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

It is really is very good,I have it on DVD now.
So I'm guessing we can forsake the Stitchpunk gun
*Throws back in vault for rainy day*
So Cartooniser or Kitten gun?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Maybe by next week we can try it out?

So wait, does the kitten gun create kittens or turn into kittens?
And Cartooniser means that we can hurt ourselves in riculous ways and not die, right, subject?

OW!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...My head almost exploded from the awesomeness, subject Bryghtside!
Oh and do you have SoulSilver or HeartGold?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Sadly,there are others in the room and I do not have access to head phones at the mo,and I can't watch them subject SBS.
And subject VV,Kitten gun turns into kittens and cartoonizer does what you said but also makes of 2D and cartoony,imagine animation style like Flintstones,and that's what we get turned into.
So which'll it be?