The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Sassafrass]

No idea, subject Lambi. I think we were talking about something that happened somewhere and he just brought it up.

 

[Lambi]

Huh. Well, ask him why he said that the next time you two talk, subject Sas.

 

[Sassafrass]

I shall, subject Lambi.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subjects! Subjects! I bring good news!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

You better be, subject Smag!!

 

[Sassafrass]

What is it, subject Smag? CALM DOWN!!! *Slaps self* Ow...

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subjects, I have a mutual date with a friend...

Who's a girl. :3

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Congratulations, subject Smagmuck.

 

[Lambi]

Subject Smag, are you sure she's a girl?

 

[Smagmuck_]

*Smacks subject Lambi*
YES!

I'm so excited! XD

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Hello subjects. I have returned. And not me subject Smag.

 

[Lambi]

*Slaps subject Smag back*
Calm down, man! It's only a date!

Hello, subject Fury.

 

[DJude]

*walks in covered in blood*
Ahh, hello again subjects, i feel good today for some reason...

I see our young Subject Smag has found himself a woman, congrats...

 

[Smagmuck_]

*Hits subject Lambi*

It's my first in a long while!

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Smag, you didn't drug her or anything, right? XD

 

[Lambi]

Good to hear, subject Nev.

*Slaps subject Smag with a hot waffle iron*
That is good!

Subject Fury, shall I get Alucard for you?

 

[Sassafrass]

*Slaps subject Lambi with a golf club* Are we randomly slapping subjects now?

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

New avy, subjects! Ninjas are awesome.

 

[DJude]

*slaps Sass with a Big Daddy drill*
It appears so Subject Sass...

 

[Sassafrass]

*Slaps subject Nev with a trout*
Subject GG won't be happy you touched his drill, subject Nev.