The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Lambi]

No hard feelings, subject Waffles. Except in my pants...

...I'm not clicking that, subject Sas.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I AM NOT FAT! IM FLUFFY SUBJECT SASS!
*Grabs a random near by Halberd, and slices subject Sass's head in half with it*
"VitaChamber Activated: Subject Sas"

D'aaaaaawwww! They are so cute!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Good Subject Lambi. But what's really good is DAT ASS!

I D'aaaaaaawwwwwwwww'd like I never D'aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww'd before Subject Sas.

 

[Sassafrass]

Well...fair enough, subject BT, I guess I sorta deserved that.

Subject Lambi, so little trust in me...I'm a little upset.

 

[Lambi]

Subject Sas, I clicked it. The only reason I didnt d'aww is because I was expecting a spider...

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject WAB! You crushed the doughnuts!
Halberd to the face with you!
BANZAI!!!!!!
*Swings Halberd slicing subject WAB's face in half*
"VitaChamber Activated: Subject WAB"

You bet your ass you deserved that subject Sass. Im skinny as a *****!

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Lambi, would I do that to you? Really?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Gives Subject BT more donuts*
Happy?

 

[Lambi]

Subject Sas, I suspect EVERYONE when I mention spiders creep me the fuck out. I have a fear of spiders, you know...

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Yay! Doughnuts!
*starts noming on them, then hugs subject WAB, but is secretly wiping the powder off hands and onto his shirt*

 

[Sassafrass]

As you have told me, subject Lambi. But I'd only exploit that if you ever pissed me off.
Which you won't do.

 

[Lambi]

I know, subject Sas. I can't do anything about it. I've just always been like this when I mention my fear of spiders.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Rips away shirt*
*Puts on another*
I'm not dumb Subject Bt.

 

[Sassafrass]

Fair enough, subject Lambi. I'm not a fan of the big ones myself.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Damn....

Hey that's a white shirt!
*spills jelly onto subject WAB's shirt*
Now you have a stain!

 

[Lambi]

I don't like the eyes in particular, subject Sas.

And of course, my mind has to wander off to the few spider pictures I have seen...
*shudders*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Stain disappears*
Never leave home without your magical shirt Subject BT.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Spoiler: Hey subject Lambi! Click...if you are brave enough...

...
That's actually quite good advice subject WAB.
*puts on own magical shirt*

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subjects, I return.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Hi Subject Smag!
*Throws a magical shirt at Subject Smag*
Put it on!