The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

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Baby Eater

Baruk Khazâd! Khazâd ai-mênu!
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Because if I outrun you subject Smag I don't have to outrun the zombies. And I'll take the guns
 

BloodyThoughts

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Son of a *****. Die!
*keeps pressing button and more explosions go off*


That's subject E subject GG! Subject E!
 

Smagmuck_

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Subject Toast then I would be a zombie with guns. Also along with Vaudess gutting you. Another reason why we can't ditch her is becuase she's a female. XD
 

VaudevillianVeteran

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...*High 5s subject Toast* Fuck yeah Apocalypse buddy!

incinerate, subject GG?
And hey! Scouting for dead bodies isn't scary. :3 Angels!

Nope, subject Sas, of course it'll be worth it!
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Hmm...Do I tickle you next weekend or not?~ XD
 

Baby Eater

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I already went through that last one subject Smag XD. It's still better than a zombie riding a velociraptor

*High fives subject Vaude* We can have tea parties in my bunker!
 

BloodyThoughts

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Oh fuck this lets just go save subject Nev's psychotic ass so that he will owe me one.

Subject Toast, can I survive with you guys? I don't wanna die!
 

Sassafrass

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Ah, good subject Vee.
...And please don't? I like having breath in my body, it helps me...ya know. Live.

Subject Toast, I damn well better have been allowed into that bunker!
Gotta look after the people I'm seeing, don't I?
 

DJude

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*Nev drops down from the vents and infront of everyone*
*He is cut, bruised, and has a chunk of his lower torso missing*
Ah, holy crap, Subject Vaude!? Where are you!?
*Nev sees GG*
BIG DA- Oh wait, it's just you Subject GG, listen i might need your help... do you have any spare medkits or food on you?
 

Baby Eater

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Subject Smag guns will weight us down! We can only keep a shotgun.

But can you speak yiddish subject BT?

Sure subject Dis
 

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*Chuckles* Subject Sas!
...Hm, maybe I shouldn't tickle you too much then? *Smirks* But then again, living is overrated!
And hey, I'll sneak ya' into the bunker, eh?

I'm in the vents, subject E, what was the name of the sister?!
 

DJude

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*the scream of a Big Sis' is heard*
Shit, i think she knows where i am... where'd my gun go?
*looks for his Rivet Gun*
 

BloodyThoughts

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*jumps into the vents*
So it's a big sister that's killing subject Nev...
*takes out automatic shot gun*
Alright you spliced up son of a *****, this...is my BOOM STICK!


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yiddish?
 

Sassafrass

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I'd appreciate it a lot, subject Vee. And I like living, I don;'t want to be tickled to death! D:
And thank ye.
 

DJude

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Subject E, no, the Big Daddy that captured me was actually a manifestation of certain parts of my psyche that took the form of an Alpha Series Big Daddy, i don't have time to go into all the details of whats happened but in short, i "killed" the Big Daddy, tried to find a way out with the help of the little sisters, and now i have one or more Big sisters after me...
*the Big Sister's scream is heard again*
Fuuuck, where's all my stuff!?
*Nev stomps down on the floor and a large metal storage cabinet comes up*
*inside is an array of weapons, supplies, and plasmids*
*Nev grabs several plasmids, his custom Rivet Gun, a side arm spear gun, and a bag of potato chips*
Okay, c'mon you bloody harpy...
 

BloodyThoughts

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Uuuuh....of course I know Yiddish subject Toast!

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*whispers to subject Triple M*
What the holy fucking hell is Yiddish?

I don't know, google it *****.