The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes! Thank you Mister Toast, I won't let you down!

Yeah, what makes you think otherwise, subject Sas? *Pulls shard from out of hair*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Fine subject Toast! Ill be in my trailer!
*storms off*

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject M2 Grey Fox is a steward.

Subject BT it's better than being one of the passengers

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Wait. Who am I playing, subject Toast?

 

[Sassafrass]

Oh, nothing at all, subject Vee.
Apart from the fact you just feel face first through a glass table, of course.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Toast, then can I be Otacon and piss in the drinks?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject BT has a trailer?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I demand to speak to my agent subjects! Where is he!?

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Vaude you'll be Meryl

Sure subject M2

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Toast, do I have a part in this?
Or am I doomed to obscurity in movies again?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, I'll be the angry critic who says stupid criticisms!
Subject BT, I killed them. I have a hatred of lawyers and agents.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Then ill see you in court subject Max! Hmph!
...

Subject Toast, make me Ottocon or no deal!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject BT, you can't sue the dead because they normally don't end up going to court. You can sue the director though.

 

[Lambi]

Subject Toast, who will I play? Can I be Revolver Ocelot?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

...
NO NO! Make me Raiden subject Toast or else im suing you for sexual harassment!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Thanks, Subject Toast! I won't let you down, my undead brother! *disembodied hand shake*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject BT, on what grounds? If you sue, we can counter sue for assault.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes! Thank you, subject Toast!

Oh please, subject Sas, I do this twice a week.

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Max you'll be Campbell.

Subject BT this is pre-badass cyborg ninja Raiden.

Subject Sas you can be.....Liquid!

Grow an Ocelot moustache subject Lambi

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, so I'll be old, complain, and have bad arthritis?