The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Fury Is Me.]

*Takes DNA from the dead VENN body, the DNA sample seems to be from a similar source, almost related but not quite him... Runs a match for this DNA, finds it. Runs out and that man Shares VENN's horrible fate.* There, now please let me have that one.... I let you have the one of you cutting my head off, ripping my chest open, and slicing me open.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

But your a fucking man Subject Son! You don't wear those thi- Oh your metro-sexual aren't you son?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Twitches* Subject Josh! Get out of that!
Even worse, Subject Dad get out of that!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Slaps Subject Josh*
Only Vaude can wear that!.....And me when Vaude's away and I'm bored enough.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Oh my god! Subject Son have you ever heard of waxing your legs! Oh god my eyes man!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Twitch* Subject Josh, take that off! Now! *Throws pair of jeans and a shirt*

 

[Baby Eater]

Slowly subject Josh.

 

[DJude]

*appears beside Dis*
*says in a distorted voice*
What the hell did that even mean!? bugger, really man, i haven't the slightlest clue what you were trying to get at, its no wonder he finds you so troublesom, its probably because he can't even make out half the things that you say!
*disappears again, leaving behind a small crack in the fabric of reality*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Why do I need an X-ray, subject Josh? I'm fine.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

THE AGONY!
*Rips out eyes*
OH GOD NOW MY HEAD HURTS!
*Pukes up lungs again then dies*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Jumps into crack before it closes and kills the entity in a brutal way that's too long to get into, but it does involve giving him the parasite that all humans fear... The parasite that turns living things into undead killin machines. Then i kill the zombie.*

 

[Baby Eater]

*X-rays Vaude.blush*Oh my....it was on clothes function o//o.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

We can all rock out and sing along to this! (provided you all know japanese....): [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM8cvlhFOog[/youtube]

 

[DJude]

*stops Dis before he follishly trys jumping at the tear in reality*
[sup]i cant believe im saving your ass[/sup] really, you don't want to try that, thats not a portal or anything of the sort, its a single tear in the universe with no other side to it, if any matter were to come into contact with that it would widen it and cause everything that could possibly happen in existence, happen all at once... and that would mean everything that could possibly happen, happen, at precisely the same moment.... and that wouldn't be at all good....
*seals up the tear*

*appears beside Toast eying the screen*
ahehheh.... alright...

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Slaps Subject Toast*