The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[WafflesandBacon]

*Sighs*
*Transforms to human form*
*Dropkicks Subject P-Sas*
*Returns to panda form*
*Hops on Subject Vaude's shoulder*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh thank you, subject Lycan. I hope you're well?

Grand, subject BatToast!

...You think so, subject Sas?

*Scratches subject Panda's ears*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Very well,subject Vv.
*Sits in comfy chairs and reaches into pot o' pot*
*Stuffs into pipe*
*Smokes*

 

[Baby Eater]

Good subject BatVaude *gives BatCake and BatFork*

And now I leave for 10 minutes to grocery shop.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Legs twitches*
Thank you Subject Vaude.
Bye Subject Toast.

 

[Sassafrass]

Bye, subject BatToast!

We maybe, subject Vee...

I tend to spot these things, subject Lycan.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

SUBJECTS! *SUPER-EPIC-DIAMOND-2TON PRESSURE-GRIP-WHALE-SHARK-BEAR-DEATH HUG!*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Indeed subject Sas
*Strikes match*
*Sets Fury's trouser leg alight*
*Lies back and continues to smoke weed pipe*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Yes Subject Fury?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Should we feel bad, subject Sas? *eats BatCake* Nom.

Hi, subject Fury.

Subject Lycan, I haven't seen you in a while come to think of it.

Hehe~ not at all, subject Panda.

 

[Sassafrass]

...Subject Fury, you just crushed my skull.
In fact, it's amazing I can still speak when my jaw has been crushed into the size of a stamp!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Indeed Subject Vaude.
Now I wonder why that is...
[sub][sub]My deteriorating brain matter?[/sub][/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I guess I've just missed you, huh subject Lycan?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Scratches head*
Indeed subject Vv.
So what are you lot doing then?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I love you all~ Except subjec tLycan, as he set my leg on fire.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Goodbye subjects!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Bye subject Smaggy Smag Smag Smags
Do you even wear trousers subject Fury?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Not at lot, subject Lycan. Subject Sas tried to break into my office again.

Later, subject Smag. Good luck.

Heh, you too, subject Fury.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Actually I'm wearing short's right now subject Lycan, so you lit my bare leg on fire... *Looks down at femur, tibia, and fibula that have been stripped of all flesh and charred by flames.* .... Fuck.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Blinks a few times*
I don't remeber you having an office.
*Shakes head*
*Walks off to the vault*
*Looks for guns*