The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Clicks fingers*
Subject Admiral is stuck to a wall in the underground chamber with Tiny.
Subject Milkman is in the kitchen/living room with Mother Firefly, apparently just sitting at the table with her.
Subject Deuce is tied ductaped to a chair in an upstairs room with Baby.
Subject Harley is restrained in attic with Otis.

Like that, subject Smag?

 

[Ren3004]

Well, let's just enjoy the show, shall we?

Subject Sas, what does this button do?

 

[Smagmuck_]

~Yeah!~
(subject)

 

[Baby Eater]

*stares blankly at subject Mother Firefly,grinning*

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Milkman seems to be oddly confident...

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Hello Subject Tiny.
*Smiles evilly*

 

[Sassafrass]

Yes, we shall enjoy the show, subject Ren.

Oh, and that button is just blue. It does nothing.

 

[Ren3004]

What about the purple button, subject Sas?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...*looks at subject Admiral blankly from under mask made of skin*...

*Chuckles* Now where do I sign for that milk that's been late! We ain't go no telephone up in these parts, hey would ya' like some coffee? Oh wait, I got just the thing! Wait here~! *Gets up and goes to cupboard*

Lemme down, Lemme down! Ya' palooka! *Struggles*
Shut yer trap! I'm working here! You ever work?! *Bloodstained*

 

[Baby Eater]

*Fly lands on eye but doesn't blink*

(Subjects my plan is to out creep Mother Firefly)

 

[Sassafrass]

That would just be a purple button, subject Ren.
It does nothing also.

 

[Smagmuck_]

*Looks at Baby*
Long time no see.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Oh! I'm so scared! Y'know I can break out of this right Subject Tiny?

 

[Ren3004]

So, do any of these buttons do anything, subject Sas?

 

[Sassafrass]

Well, this one does something, subject Ren. *Points at skull and cross bones button*

Can ya guess what it is?

(subject Toast, is that a wise strategy?)

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Sigh* Oh my husband Earl used to know that trick! One day he just went devil on us all! He didn't hit me or nothin' but...*Sigh* One day he tried to burn down the house with all of us inside! He even hurt my Tiny! *Brings coffee* Oh well... He didn't mean it. Drink somethin' Mister? *Brings out photo album*

*Sits on bed, doing nails* *Glances at subject Deuce* Oh hey! Looks like you're awake!

...*Nods and sits on chair, just watching*...

Work! I tell ya' work! Yesterday, Mr. J through me outta a movin' vehicle!
Oh my fuckin' heart bleeds, Mama.

(At the end of this, I may need a nap, subjects. XD)

 

[Ren3004]

Does it make pretty flowers appear all over the place, subject Sas?

 

[Smagmuck_]

~Yeah, why exactly am I taped to this chair?~

(Subject)

 

[Baby Eater]

*keeps staring and eats entire glass*

(Subject Sas obviously has never seen how creepy The Milkman can get.)

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Intimidation doesn't work? Let's try a demonstration then!
*Breaks the wall*
*Hops down*
*Pulls Bacon Eagle*