The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, so you turn yourself into a girl variant #5?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Yeah yeah, lets get outa here!

*uses the Great clock*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Anyways, on with the trials. Subject ICH, sign this waiver.

 

[Roxas1359]

*stops Subject Bloody from using the Great Clock*
No! The Clock like time itself is a gift, and not to be tampered with!

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

...Fine, I agreed to this.

I, Subject ICH, of sound mind and body, do subject myself to the machinations of Subject M2, in the testing of his new... thing.

 

[Baby Eater]

Yes I can subject Max.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*pushes Subject Maxieon away and uses it to go back in time*

---1863---

Oh. Hey look it's President Lincoln!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Behold!

Cower in fear mortals! I have conjured Satan! And apparently, HE JUST KILLED JESUS!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Alright, we'll set it to Comic Gold. Subject Toast is assisting. *fires at Subject ICH*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, you know what happens!
*grabs Subject Bloody*
Great now you broke it! It's not a time machine. The Clock only maintains time, it doesn't alter it. If you want a time machine, just use the one in the Asylum.

 

[DJude]

*wakes up*
ah, i feel better, Subjects, whats happened since i- *looks at self*
FFFUUUUU-

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Ok!
*breaks that and it transports everyone to 1863*
hey look it's Lincoln!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Yeah, I'll even lend you the TARDIS, Subject BT.




........$5000 to ride in the TARDIS.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

I don't feel in any way the least bit different, I can honestly say, Subject M2, try turning it up higher.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Venn, I thought we had cured that side effect.
Subject Bloody, just use the time machine*transports everyone back*.
The Clock is what keeps the universe from collapsing, so use the time machine and not the clock.

 

[DJude]

Me too ;_;

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Give it to me and I'll fix it, Subject Max


*turns to Mix* This may sting....

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Oh..wait but the Clock was just left broken for!

FFFUUUUUUUUUU-

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Mudkip, I can fix it. Besides I can't give it to you, it's too large. It's in the center of the universe, give or take 50 feet.

 

[DJude]

Wheres Subject Vaude? Seeing me like this again will surely end with her at the bar...