The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Baby Eater]

Cooking class subject Vaude.

I know subject Venn! 42 lightyears!
*Beats head crab*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm not Gordon Freeman though, subject Venn!

Oh, I see, subject Toast.

Tired, subject Sas?

 

[Sassafrass]

Nope, subject Vee.
You pouted. And you know what that does, right?

 

[DJude]

*bashes Toast's brain with a lemon wedge wrapped around a large gold brick*
No! I asked Subject Vaude, not you

Subject Vaude, just remember what i tought you in Cooking Class

 

[Baby Eater]

Oh and I almost forgot *jetpack hugs subject Vaude*

Then what's my question subject Venn?

 

[DJude]

Subject Toast, do you want the mustache on, or off?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

When did you start teaching cooking class, subject Venn?! Grabs crowbar*

Oh damn, I'm sorry, subject Sas! *Wince*

 

[Sassafrass]

No worries, subject Vee.
I don't think my brain has melted yet...*Bleeds from eyes*

Oh, and how is K-Sas?

Subject Venn, do you have a question for me?

 

[Baby Eater]

On,subject Venn.

 

[DJude]

.......Too bad....

subjects, your MARVELOUS teacher will return shortly, have fun with those headcrab zombies Subject Vaude!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh dear...*Gives subject Sas a handkerchief*
I'm really sorry...!
K-Sas is much better now, I put him in the medical ward.

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Venn you make Zoidberg sad.

 

[Sassafrass]

It's Ok, subject...er...what was your name again?
And that is good.

Buh bye, subject Venn.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

See you in a while, subject Venn.

Well, you call me Vee, subject Sas.

Poor Zoidberg, subject Toast!

 

[Sassafrass]

Awww...poor Zoidberg.

Ok, nice to meet you, subject Vee. *Waves*

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Sas lost his memory?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You don't remember, subject Sas?!

 

[Sassafrass]

I do believe so, subject...eeer...thingy.
It was due to subject..Vee, yeah, that's it, pouting. It breaks my mind.

 

[Baby Eater]

Hmmm...how can I use subject Sas's amnesia for my own gain?

Subject Sas,meet my wife subject Vaude XD
Also you owe me 400$

 

[DJude]

*VENN appears out of nowhere with a large metal box*
Subjects! I return, now, who wanted a question? 'Cuz i got one right here in this box
*VENN taps the box and it violently shakes, scraping metal and hissing/growling is heard from inside the box*
Oh shut up you..
*VENN kicks the box*
*whatevers inside becomes more agitated*