The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Smagmuck_]

Did subjects now that if I did my hair like Mikko from HIm I would get all the ladies? Then acne hit... Fuckin' acne...

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject Max, I have been dead since 1988....your point?

Ha! Subject Smag, it must suck still going through Puberty!
It sure feels good being 5 years older than you!

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject BT, I only get a few at a time, so I'm no pizza face. I'm growing a beard too. HA!

 

[Sassafrass]

Better, subject BT. You are learning. *Places Semtex on BT's spine and detonates it*

And subjects, what do you reckon I get a bit more Coxish in my reviews?

Subject Smag, it better be a manly beard with sideburns and a tache! Like mine. :{D}

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject Smag, I already have a beard, HA!
No im serious I have a beard.

Subject Sass, you can't kill that which is dead!
Also, I would love to see that.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject BT, it does (16 year old here who went through it) but that is why the shower is your best friend! Also, I was starting to get a beard like my dad's until I finally told myself to shave. I get very lazy when it comes to shaving.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject BT, all I need is a clear face, a black wife beater shirt and black jeans and I will be the school pimp. XD

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Smag, you don't want that. You'll become a "social" that way. And if there is one thing that irks me, it is "socials".

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Aha! I knew it subject Smag! Your a hipster!
That is not what pimps look like! Haven't you ever seen a pimp?

Subject Max, sucks for you, and good for me, cause I don't have to shave!
I thinking of buying a bird so it can nest in my beard.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject Max, does hanging out with Metal head lesbians count?

 

[Lambi]

Subject Smag, you are now awesome in my books. Hanging out with lesbians is enough, but metalhead lesbians? That's just...wow.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*punches subject Smag*
DRESS LIKE A REAL PIMP IF YOU WANNA BE ONE!

Spoiler: *Puts on this&

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Smag, well it varies with different places. So maybe. Where I live it is the ones who speak fluent Spanish all the time, and play soccer. I know that sounds racist but it is true.
Subject BT, shut up! I only shave because I feel like it. Also I recommend a parrot.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject Lambi, they're either lesbians or already taken. But they're all metal-heads.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Never subject Max! With seniority, comes bragging rights!...
Also I shall keep that in mind.

Now can we stop talking about Lesbians subjects?
...
And subject Smag, tell me where I can find these bitches so I can get'em out on the streets!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Smag, I hangout with metal-heads at my school. We are all awesome, or we all think we are. Aw, I made myself sad.
Subejct Max it is hard for me to protect you from those who make you sad when your the one making yourself sad!

 

[Sassafrass]

I can still try, subject BT!
And yay, more Cox it shall be. But only for the things I hate.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject BT, I wouldn't do that if I were you. MHLs fight mean. Becuase of y'know mosh pits?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

If at first you don't succeed subject Sass, try try again...then keep trying....then keep trying some more...then keep trying till you have absolutely no social life whatso ever.

Subject Smag, I don't care! As long as they are my bitches, im putting'em on the streets!
Now where's my bottom *****?
Oh there you are subject Smag!

 

[Smagmuck_]

I don't think my MHLs like hearing their best man-friend being called a *****.