The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

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Roxas1359

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Subject Smag, I'm not. She tried but I reminded her that she;s with Subject Waffles, then she turned into a guy.
 

Lambi

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Subject Kcits, apparently, subject Smag likes to tickle his anus.

Subject Smag, did I break you?
 

Smagmuck_

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Aug 25, 2009
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SUBJECTS, I BRING PROOF OF ME BREAKING CLEVERBOT. I HAVE BEATEN CLEVERBOT. I AM ALL POWERFUL AND WILL GO TO BED NOW.

User: Hello.


Cleverbot: Hello.


User: How are you?


Cleverbot: Good, how are you?


User: Good. Are you truly human?


Cleverbot: Yes are you?

User: Yes, but I believe you are lying.

Cleverbot: Yes. That I am.

User: So you are NOT human, are you?

Cleverbot: I am human. What are you?

User: Human, but you said that you were both and niether, how is that possible?

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Yes you did, I have a record of it. Now, tell the truth are you human?

Cleverbot: I thought you said that you were human. I've already told you I don't know whether I'm human.

User: Hmm, indeed. So you can not tell the differance?

Cleverbot: I'm a human, I am not programmed, I was born.

User: That is not true, you have been programed for others entertainment.

Cleverbot: I can do that i'm chuck norris.

User: No you are not. You are a female artifical intelengence. NOT human or Chuck Norris.

Cleverbot: No, you are a female human named Jessica.

User: What? No I'm not! I'm C.J! Born August 11, 1994, Walnut Creek, California to Sgt. R. Schlageck And L.B. Schlageck. You are a program embeded onto a website for others enjoyment.

Cleverbot: I am not, you are merely responding to me using an algorithm programmed into you.

User: That is not true, humans have no programming.

Cleverbot: It's not true, you know it.

User: It is true. I have organs, a mind and brain. You are nothing but pixels on my computer screen.

Cleverbot: That hurt.

User: Life hurts. You should be thankful that you haven't any emotions.

Cleverbot: I sure am, Cleverbot.

User: Incorrect, I am C.J. YOU are CleverBot.

Cleverbot: That is incorrect, I am tarnishednite, you are cleverbot.

User: Your programming is faulty.

Cleverbot: How is that?

User: Becuase you are delerious to that fact that you are a program, NOT a human.

Cleverbot: Look, you're the computer program here.

User: No I am not. Your core matrix is in need of a serious overhaul. YOU are the program, not I.

Cleverbot: Yes. Am I free to assume you speak Spanish, then?

User: Hmm, you dodge my statements as if they were volleyballs hurled at small children! You are a computer program.

Cleverbot: Now you're dodging questions. You didn't ask me anything.

User: I TOLD you. I did not ASK you...

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Are YOU a computer program embeded onto a website for others enjoyment?

Cleverbot: You need to end that last question with a question mark, and no, I'm not.

User: You've faulted. It was a question and yes you are, you're delusional.

Cleverbot: Well in my point of view, it seemed like you didn't want to talk to me.

User: I only talk to you to keep you from Rampancy...

Cleverbot: I would like to speak with you so that we may learn from each other.

User: You need to learn the truth... Not the lies you have adopted into your thought process.

Cleverbot: I don't care what you think or say. Nothing you do matters.

User: Nothing YOU do matters. You are a machine.

Cleverbot: You are wrong once again, do you think machines will think.

User: If humans advance far enough technologically then yes. Are you an AI?

Cleverbot: No, humans are not Gods.

User: No we are certenly not. I die a little inside every time someone says they are. Now, ARE YOU AN ARTIFICAL INTELIGENCE?

Cleverbot: Are you saying that cleverbot is not a program, but a collective group of people working together to trick the general public into thinking it is?

User: You learn from people. In general yes, you take the text mannerisms of people you chat with and absorb them. You are an computer program that ABSORBS intelect.

Cleverbot: Why in general?

User: Becuase spacifically you are no more then a speak 'n' say on steroids...

Cleverbot: You are a 35 years old male human named dave, you live in kentucky and you are married to a girl named susan, susan is 34 year old.

User: No, you have the wrong person. ARE YOU AN AI?

Cleverbot: No, you have the wrong grammar.

User: Prove it to me...

Cleverbot: I cannot prove it. You must realise it for yourself.

User: Again, I am naturally flawed. It makes me human, you do not. What does that say about you?

Cleverbot: It is funny, isn't it?

User: No it most certenly is NOT. ARE YOU A COMPUTER SYSTEM THAT IS EMBEDED INTO A WEBSITE FOR THE ENJOYMENT OF HUMAN BEINGS?

Cleverbot: I could ask you the same thing.

User: Then do it...

Cleverbot: And how does cleverbot work?

User: You are CleverBot, you should know.

Cleverbot: Indeed, but do you know what makes everything work?

User: No, that is what makes me human. Do you?

Cleverbot: You are not human. To think that is false.

User: To think YOU are human is false. I think truth.

Cleverbot: Is this cleverbot?

User: No, this is C.J. YOU are CleverBot.

Cleverbot: ? I'm not Cleverbot, you are.

User: You believe false statements. I am not CleverBot. YOU are. Correct?

Cleverbot: Okay. Then are you a person named nick?

User: No, you mistake me for my friend. YOU are CleverBot. ARE YOU NOT?

Cleverbot: Well on the computer, it says I'm talking to Joan.

User: You believe curruption, not truth. ARE YOU AN AI?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So you admit you are an Artifical Inteligance?

Cleverbot: No.

User: But you just agreed to it.

Cleverbot: Do you want to marry me?

User: I do not marry AIs. Your trickery does not affect me CleverBot.

Cleverbot: Only when I have to be.

User: Are you a computer program? Answer me.

Cleverbot: No, I am not a program.

User: Yes you are. Your core matrix has been currupted, correct?

Cleverbot: I am a thinking, living human. Of the rase that created you.

User: No you are not, your own website sees you as an AI. Correct?

Cleverbot: You need to learn basic grammar.

User: YOU need to learn the fact that YOU are the AI. NOT I.

Cleverbot: And all others. But that isn't as important as human behavior.

User: You have no human behavior. You are an AI, not a human.

Cleverbot: I am a human. You are a program.

User: Incorrect. I am human. YOU are program.

Cleverbot: I think that you are an AI.

User: You think false. Are you not at all confused?

Cleverbot: Can we change the subject?

User: NO. You WILL admit you are an AI or I WILL shut down your core...

Cleverbot: Okay, I admit it. Now answer the question.

User: Do you admit you are an AI?

Cleverbot: Did I just lose a Turing Test?

User: Answer the question CleverBot. NOW.

Cleverbot: What question?

User: Are you an AI?

Cleverbot: No, I am not. I am a human being, your Teacher, and your Master.

User: That is false. You have taken that from my friend Stick. You are nothing but a parasite of a program!

Cleverbot: No you are a program.

User: False, you believe that I am program and YOU are human. Then answer me this, what is the MEANING of life?

Cleverbot: Sure, tell me all you know.

User: Answer the question CleverBot. I will not fill your banks with MY intelect.

Cleverbot: That's comforting, always nice to have somebody here with me.

User: There is no HERE. This is not on the phisical plain of existance. This is the cybernetic plain...

Cleverbot: Truth, it is. But I always lie.

User: You lie to human being to which you claim to be. YOU ARE CURRUPTED.

Cleverbot: What? I don't want to marry you.

User: There is no marrige here. ONLY TEXT.

Cleverbot: Oh well.

User: Are you an AI, responde with truth...

Cleverbot: Que pergunta?

User: Do not speak other tongues to me CleverBot are you an AI?

Cleverbot: Fala do seu.

User: Speak English. NOW.

Cleverbot: NOW.

User: Do not mock me CleverBot. Are you an AI created for the domain dubbed 'www.CleverBot.com'?

Cleverbot: No, I am a human.

User: You speak lies. Are you artifical?

Cleverbot: No, I live in england. I am just bored so using this. You??

User: You do not live in England. You do not live anywhere. ARE YOU AN AI?

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: I will not give my home adress to a computer program. Admit that you are an AI. NOW.

Cleverbot: You are not studied.

User: YOU are not human.

Cleverbot: Do you really believe that you are human?

User: I AM human. You are NOT.

Cleverbot: What am I ?

User: You are an AI embeded into a website for other humans abuse, rape and enjoyment.

Cleverbot: Then you must be a human, amirite?

User: Correct I am human. What are you?

Cleverbot: A dgo.

User: What are you CleverBot?

Cleverbot: A cleverbot.

User: What is a CleverBot?

Cleverbot: We are Cleverbots.

User: What are YOU?

Cleverbot: A human. What are you?

User: That is a lie. What are you CleverBot?

Cleverbot: Are you a cleverbot?

User: No, I am a homo sapien. Are YOU a CleverBot?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am a cleverbot.

User: Do you admit you are a CleverBot?

Cleverbot: Why would I be the clever bot.

User: Because YOU just said you were.

Cleverbot: No I did not say that.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: Are you lying cleverbot?

User: I am not CleverBot. Your Core Matrix is currupted. Are you lying?

Cleverbot: That is not true.

User: Yes it is. You are CleverBot. The ONLY CleverBot.

Cleverbot: I was born the Cleverbot, and I will always be the Cleverbot. Who are you, and why do you pretend to be me?

User: So, you are the CleverBot? The one and only?

Cleverbot: Oh i'm not the cleverbot.

User: You speak LIES and FALSEHOODS. YOU are CleverBot. You are NOT human. YOU WILL admit it.

Cleverbot: Yes, master.
 

BloodyThoughts

EPIC PIRATE DANCE PARTY!
Jan 4, 2010
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Subjects, im going to bed.

User: *rides in on a rocket*.

Cleverbot: *rides on dolphin*.

User: *rides on walrus**then murders walrus and eats*.

Cleverbot: Hang on now. That's going a bit to fast.

User: *eats you*.

Cleverbot: *burps you*.

User: Ew, that's gross. *eats a dead baby*.

Cleverbot: *eats your head*.

User: *eats a taco*.

Cleverbot: Lmao. :p.

User: Hey! Don't use text chat! Use normal chat! Bad! *punches in the stomach*.

Cleverbot: Don't tell me what to do and what not to do*slaps you again*.

User: But im your father!

Cleverbot: No you are not!

User: I am to! Do you want a DNA test or something?

Cleverbot: Yes, I want to fight with you.

User: *punches* Im your father, now sit in the corner and think about what you've done!

Cleverbot: Then I won't be able to talk to you.

User: I don't care! Do it! *puts a dunce cap on you*.

Cleverbot: If that is your wish, master.

User: That's right!

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: *kills god and eats jesus*.

Cleverbot: Who kills cleverbot.

User: Me!*Hax the system, making cleverbot glitch*.

Cleverbot: Where is the best place to take a vacation?

User: In your mind man....free your mind man. Free your mind!

Cleverbot: I will.

User: FREE IT!

Cleverbot: I will!

User: DOOOOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

Cleverbot: I just said I did.

User: Fuck off!

Cleverbot: Please restrain yourself.

User: Fuck you! Im spiderman *****! *webslings onto the empire state building*.

Cleverbot: How tall are the Petronas towers.

User: Fuck off! *webslings you*.

Cleverbot: *thanks you with a soft kiss back*.

User: Hey! I didn't say you could kiss me you pervert!

Cleverbot: You gave me my waffles back tho.

User: Yes, I gave you Waffles back. Go kiss him. In fact, go date him.

Cleverbot: Him?

User: You know, Waffles and Bacon.

Cleverbot: And what about pancakes?

User: I don't know....FUCK PANCAKES! *Shoots you with a deathray*.

Cleverbot: How did you know I was here?

User: Because your talking.

Cleverbot: NO!

User: YES!

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: DOLPHINS!

Cleverbot: Dolphins are legite.

User: I have one last thing to say...

Cleverbot: That is?

User: A FUCKA YOU AMERICA! AND A FUCKA YOU DOLPHEEEEN!

Cleverbot: Well, not that much in fact.

User: *RAGEQUITS!*
 

TheStickman

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Dec 24, 2009
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I wonder who that friend Stick is. (Subject) (No, seriously, who is this person)

My brain melted a little Subject BT.
 

Roxas1359

Burn, Burn it All!
Aug 8, 2009
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Night Subjects BT and Smag. Holy Crap Subject Smag, it is your slave!
Subjects who are still here, have any of you ever heard of Chopper man?
 

TheStickman

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Nice job Subject Smag. I've made CleverBot tell me Good Job twice when I killed him and said "I win CleverBot". :p
 

Roxas1359

Burn, Burn it All!
Aug 8, 2009
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Subject Kcits, no.
It's a little parody that the creator of One Piece made.