The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[TheStickman]

Now we're singing Penny Lane Subjects.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

She's cheating me....
*Dies*

Well, my master dead!
*Picks up Subject Waffles body*

 

[Roxas1359]

Hello Admiral.
Oh Subject Waffles, it was worse what Subject Lambi did and then what Cleverbot did afterwords.
Hello Subject Ren.

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Max, do I want to know what subject Lambi did?

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject WAB, Lambi raped CB and then married her! I, am, so, sorry...

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Ren, I can tell you if you want. Oops, never mind.
Subject Smag, didn't Cleverbot propose to Subject Lambi after that?

 

[Ren3004]

Never mind, subject Smag already did it.
I need to go. *picks gun*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Subjects, the guy is dead ok?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Admiral, he's not dead. His mind is just crushed and he is currently in a vegetated state.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

No, Subject Max. He's dead. Believe me, I've been through 7 wars I know a dead man when I see one.

 

[Lambi]

Subjects Smag and Max, she didn't propose. She simply married me afterwards.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subjects, mind crushes hurt...

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Lambi, I see. Well either way Subject Waffles is now in a vegetated state.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Dead, Subject Max.

 

[Baby Eater]

Subjects I'm stuck on an infuriating Oblivion quest >.<

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Admiral, if he was dead the Vita-Chamber would activated. He's just in a vegetated state, which is like being dead, but doesn't activated the Vita-Chamber.
Subject Toast, which one?

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Max I have to sneak into the Duke of Mania's kitchen to poison his food but I have no lock picks so I'm trying to find the Skeleton Key.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, that's why I always buy as many Lockpicks as I can before I do anything else.

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Max where do you buy lockpicks?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, the guys that you sell the stolen stuff to usually sell lock picks.