The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject Toast, y'know I can't get drunk. Now hand those over~!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, not if I do some genetic engineering and some surgery.

 

[Baby Eater]

*Gives subject Vaude the bunny ears*

Subject Max I don't wear genes.*Buh dum tish*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Tries bunny ears on* Thank you, subject Toast. Also stop manipulating the drummer boy. XD

 

[Baby Eater]

I am a drummer boy subject Vaude! XD

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*GASP* WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME, Subject Toast?!?!

 

[Baby Eater]

I have subject Vaude. You git XD

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oi! You're the git, subject Toast. XD

 

[Roxas1359]

*hits both Subjects Vaude and toast on head with rolled up newspaper*
Stop calling yourselves gits. I'm the only git around here, and yes I did insult myself. It's a habit.

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Vaude I'm a sexy git made of jelly XD

Subject Max not a good habit. Now inject yourself with heroine.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Touche' subject sexy git made of jelly. XD

Nah, you're not a git, subject Max. Even if you hurt my head.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, I will not go and chase the pink dragon! You never catch him.
Subject Vaude, yes I am!

 

[Baby Eater]

*Jelly hugs subject Vaude* XD

Subject Max I use cheat codes.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, the game is programed so that you can't catch him, even if you use steroids!
*eats Subject Toast* Delicious jelly roll.

 

[Baby Eater]

*Slides out of subject Max's mouth*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, we could have done fusion!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Hey, subjects. Apparently, I've been gone 101 pages.

 

[Baby Eater]

Too bad subject Max!

Subject Rex! *Jelly hug*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

*Blastoise hug* Hey, subject Toast.

 

[Roxas1359]

*makes turtle soup out of Subject Rex*
You dare to leave us!