The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Roxas1359]

Subject Venn, holy fuck your here! Um...yeah don't go to were your room once was.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

That's the point, Subject Vaude.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Yeah...
you see subject Venn, we kinda....
destroyed it because we thought you weren't coming back...
and made it into our chocolate pudding storage...

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Subjects should look up Slender Man on Google. It's creepy...

 

[DJude]

*hugs Subject Vaude*
It's nice to be home! *nuzzle*

Subject BLT, WHAT THE FUCK

Subject WAB, why do you think?

also, where is Subject Toast?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Venn, he usually doesn't get on until later.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject VENN, I was charged with 4 counts of theft, 5 counts of D.U.I, 2 counts of attempted murder, and 6 counts of 1st Degree murder...

And we had to put it all somewhere!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject Fury! Slendy and I have tea on a regular basis!

Missed ya' subject Venn~!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I have ideas but there only ideas so tell, Subject Venn!

 

[DJude]

*appears infront of Max*
WHAT THE HELL SUBJECT!
*choke slams Max to the floor*
SO YOUR TELLING ME THAT JUST BECAUSE I DIED A LITTLE AND DISAPPEARED FROM THE FACE OF THIS PLAIN OF REALITY THAT YOU HAD TO GO AND TURN MY ROOM INTO WILLY FREKKIN' WONKA'S CHOCOLATE FACTORY!?
*raises hand and is about to punch Max's and BLT's face in but is interupted and shot to the floor*
Ahhhh! Dammit man that hurts!
You have to learn to control yourself...
Oh, hello again subjects, don't mind Subject VENN, he's gone insane... well, insane-er...

*VENN holds the large hole in the back of his head in pain*
Oh quit your gripin', that doesn't even hurt
*Nev shoots himself in the head*
*half of his head is blown off*
See?
*it regenerates in moments*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Ha!
My face can never hurt ever subject VENN!
I thought you already knew that.

Yeah, see! Me and subject Nev are true men!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Vile, quick time for the great Escape!
*throws acid bomb into Subject Venn's face melting it off*
*flees*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ah, you're back too, subject Nev!~
Talk about happy reunions, heh~

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Hi, Subject Nev!

 

[Roxas1359]

*noms on Subject Waffles while fleeing to hide behind Subject Vaude*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Ok, OW, SUBJECT MAX! I still can feel pain!

 

[DJude]

*VENN regains his regular state of insanity*
Ugh, Subject BLT, how would i have known that? Subject Nev what the hell!? I haven't gone insane-er! Now stop messing with reality! Oh and sorry Subject Max, Subject Nevs discovered how to create minor changes in reality, such as..
*Nev is kneeling and changing a kitten into chocolate and back again over and over*
that..... stop that Subject!
Heh, sorry, but look
*Nev holds up the chocolate kitten*
I made a chocolate kitty!

*Nev offers Vaude the kitten*
Chocolate my dear?
Hello Subject BLT *Nev's eyes flash and BLT grows a comically oversized mustache* Heh heh...
And hello to you Subject WAB...

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Then subject Vaudess knows of the Slender man? It's damn creepy... I thought I saw one outside my damn house just the other day. Scared the shit outta me. I looked out the window and some dude in a Men in Black suit was standin outside of my house. IT scared me because his face was horrifyin and he was standing on fingers which were stretched an coiled around each other, so we looked like a spider. Hid body hung in mid-air and his arms were outstretched. I bolted away from that window when he freakin beckoned me with his mishapen fingers.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

YEAH!
YEAH MOTHER FUCKERS I HAVE A COMICALLY OVERSIZED MUSTACHE!
Subject Nev, I friggin love you now.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Venn, I have the power too shoot acid from my bones thanks to Subject Toast.
Subject Fury, don't mention Slender man!*shivers*
*shaves off Subject BT's mustache*